90's Equivalents of the 80's
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"Lego MindStorms" = "Lego Technic"
Both Lego are for older builders, and are parts-intense.
"Roller Blades" = "Roller Skates"
Both are great fun, but I don't remember having to shift the wheels on my old roller skates the way you have to on 'blades.
"American Pie" = "Porky's"
Eh, horny teens need movies too.
"Eminem" = "Vanilla Ice"
White rappers! eminem is way better and hotter though.
"Marilyn Manson" = "Boy George"
Both are gender-bender singers, popular in their heyday.
"Mariah Carey" = "Whitney Houston"
Both belt their heads off. Both incredibly talented and divas for the history books. Just as "Saving All My Love for You" and then "How Will I Know" catapulted Houston into success, "Vision of Love" was Carey's fame-maker, one of the most successful debuts in history. Also, "I Will Always Love You" and "One Sweet Day" are the same drawn-out, over-produced, melodramatic song.
"American Pie" = "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"
Sex driven teen comedy!
"Tai-Boh" = "Jazzercise"
Group excerise to music.
"Click Hits" = "Pocket Rockers"
They both play music and fit in your pocket.
"8 simple rules" = "Family Ties"
Both are TV sitcoms that were based around family life in those times.
"J-Lo" = "Samantha Fox"
All boobs/no buns vs. all buns/no uns; neither can sing worth a damn, but holy crap were/are they hot!
"The Fast and the Furious" = "Point Break"
The one had surfboards and wetsuits and the other had suped up Honda Civics and nitrous but it's the same movie.
"Portable CD players" = "Walkmans"
Walkmans were the 80's cassete players, with headphones, to the 90's portable CD players, with smaller headphones!
"Green Day" = "The Cure"
Green Day caught on the most in the 00s, but the songs from "American Idiot" wouldn't really be out of place on a Cure record.
"low-rise or boycut bell-bottom girls jeans" = "skin tight, stretch fabric, drainpipe girls jeans"
In the 80s, you had to have skin tight jeans with narrow legs, usually made of stretchy denim; the legs were sometimes so narrow that they had zippers at the cuffs because that was the only way you could get them on over your feet. In the 90s, the trend started for skin tight bell-bottom jeans, sometimes made of stretchy denim and cut low at the waist so girls could show off their thongs/belly button piercings/back tattoos.
"whiteboards" = "blackboards"
We both had color, but you could never get that really good ear cringing squeal on a whiteboard. Plus you never got to dust the erasers.
"flat irons" = "crimpers"
It was wild and crazy like the girl from The Goonies. Now its nice and straight, though some people overdo it.
"Microsoft Word" = "Bank Street Writer"
Word processor!
" Furby" = "Monchichi"
Both cute, cuddly and a little scary.
"E-mail" = "Sticky Notes"
Non-phyisical communication.
"Pokemon cards" = "Garbage Pail Kids"
GPK Still rule!
"Chat rooms" = "Party -lines"
Both were ways to try to meet new people. Both were controversial and dangerous.
"Jennifer Love Hewitt" = "Alyssa Milano"
Both girls would pass for sisters!
"John Madden Football" = "Tecmo Bowl"
Both are addictive football games and are great when played with some obnoxious loudmouth.
"Christina Aguilera's Soda/Shoe deals" = "Paula Abdul's Soft Drink and Shoe endorsements"
Although their musical stylings are quite different, their endorsement deals are not. Paula had a soft drink deal and performed with Frank Sinatra in her soda ad. Christina had a deal with Coke. Paula was the frontwomen for a shoe company(Reebok I think?), much like Christina hawks Sketcher's today.
"Britney Spears's Curious perfume" = "Debbie Gibson's Electric Youth perfume"
Both were teenage pop music princesses. Each of these ladies were the top young female performers of their day, and each made loads of young kids smell good.
"Britney/X-Tina/J-Lo/Jessica/Mandy/Ashlee/Beyonce" = "Debbie/Tiffany/Paula/Cyndi/Madonna/Janet"
All of these ladies from the 80's helped blaze the way for the women of today. Debbie Gibson and Tiffany helped the teenager's of today by carving out a path for young girls in their hey-day. Debbie Gibson wrote, produced and performed her own music, much like how girls like Christina and Ashlee at least write their own material. Debbie also performed choreographed dances, much like Britney does today. Paula Abdul, of course, was the leader of the choreography craze, which is similar to J-Lo and Beyonce. Cyndi Lauper and Madonna were trailblazers as far as statements and fashion: Hence Ashlee and Christina. Janet=Beyonce, need we say more? All of the females of today have taken something from the ladies of the 80's.
"Harry Potter" = "Jackie Joker"
Jackie Joker was an unfunny comic book about a boy magician/comedian. It was drawn by the same folks responsible for the unfunny "Casper The Friendly Ghost" and "Wendy The Witch" comic books.
"Harry Potter" = "Jackie Joker"
Jackie Joker was an unfunny comic book about a boy magician/comedian. It was drawn by the same folks responsible for the unfunny "Casper The Friendly Ghost" and "Wendy The Witch" comic books.
"DVD" = "VHS"
You can watch movies, but with more tecnology.
"N Sync" = "New Kids on the Block"
just like the Backstreet Boys...N Sync was right up there with the Boys from Boston!
"Pokemon... " = "Panini stickers"
Panini stickers ruled!
"The Internet" = "Teletext"
Teletext won!!!
"Reeves And Mortimer" = "Morcambe And Wise"
Possibly interchangable!
"Electric scooters" = "Normal scooters"
At least they didn't make that ridiculous noise in the 80's!!!
"Mobile Phones" = "Walkie Talkies"
(Sort of!)
"Ashton Kutcher" = "Tom Cruise"
Both started dating older women, don't be surprised if our beloved Kelso starts dating Apple (Gwinneth Paltrow's baby) in few years!
"Bratz" = "Barbie "
They have the same hypnotizing power over girls, and a must-have for X-mas!
"Matrix, Lord of the Rings" = "Star wars"
Simple movies, converted into religion among geeks.
"Demi Moore" = "Julianne Moore"
Actresses named Moore who were in daytime soap operas in the 80s. (Julianne in "As The World Turns, Demi in "General Hospital".)
"Claire Danes" = "Molly Ringwald"
Redheaded teen actresses.
"White Michael Jackson" = "Black Michael Jackson"
Still the same, but just a SLIGHT difference.
"Spice girls" = "The Go GO's"
Sucessful female groups. Not exactly the best comparison!
"Jay and Silent Bob" = "Bill and Ted"
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" = "Johnny Carson"
"Flat smooth hair" = "Big frizzy hair"
"Viagra" = "Lotion and a Porno"
"Jennifer Lopez" = "Paula Abdul"
Both so-so singers, great dancers, danced in Janet Jackson's videos, who knows some years from now J.Lo maybe hosting a reality TV show.
"Scream" = "Friday The 13th "
"Microsoft X-Box " = "Intellivision"
I think they were the most pwoerfull console of their time.
"Powerpuff Girls" = "Cabbage Patch Kids"
"Dimmu Borgir (black/death metal in general)" = "Misfits with Jerry Only"
They invoke similar attitudes in the 'underground' and the styles of dress are remarkably similar... after a decade, people are still angry, and they still love dudes who scream about death. Nice!
"Back Street Boys" = "New Kids on the Block"
"Britney Spears" = "Debbie Gibson"
"Personal trainers" = "Gym memberships"
"PlayStation" = "Nintendo Entertainment System"
Final Fantasy started on the NES/Famicom and continues on the PlayStation.
"City guys talking into wires." = "Yuppies on huge mobile phones."
Now is he first time everyone wants to say 'mine's the smallest!'
"Jerry Springer" = "Morton Downey Jr. (or Geraldo)"
"Subaru 4x4 Cars" = "Amc Eagle 4x4 Cars"
"NYPD Blue" = "Miami vice"
I thought the most popular show in the 80's was Miami Vice it did create that whole Miami club scene thing in the mid to late 80's.
"Independence Day ID4" = "V The Visitors"
"SUVs and Minivans" = "Stationwagons"
"Coldplay" = "The Cure"
Yay for depressing British bands!!!!!
"G.U.T.S" = "Double Dare"
"Razor Scooter" = "Pogo Ball"
"Insane Clown Posse" = "The Cure"
"Sears" = "Simpsons- a Canadian department store."
"American/Canadian idol" = "Star Search"
"Living Single" = "A Different World"
"Gargoyles" = "Thundercats"
Mortal Kombat= Double dragon
"Chris Tucker" = "Eddie "
"50 Cent" = "Midnight Star"
"Amy Grant as a pop star" = "Amy Grant as a gospel singer"
Double the fun. She's got some great songs though.
"Amber Alert" = "Milk Cartons"
"Terminator 2" = "Conan the Last Warrrior"
"N*Sync dolls" = "New Kids On The Block dolls"
"French kissing" = "Messing"
Back when when macking was said when kids kissed, nowadays it's called messing,
"Busta Rymes" = "Sho Nuff"
"Nirvana" = "Guns N Roses"
"Japanese Street Racers" = "American Muscle Cars"
"Paula Abdul" = "Toni Basil"
Come to think of it they're both pretty hot but I like Toni Basil better, "Hey Mickey!"
"Renault Megane Coupe" = "Ford Escort XR3i"
Undoubtly the eighties were better in car fashion. Do you remember the beautiful blue XR3i that owns Pierce Brosnan in 1987 movie "The Fourth Protocol"
"Website addresses" = "800 numbers"
"Myst" = "Zelda"
And, mind you, Myst was made entirely on Macintoshes. There's no such thing as a rotten Apple!
"Harry Potter book and movie series." = "The Worst Witch book and movie series."
Both are about children who go off to private school to learn about how to become witches and wizards.
"BMW 8-series" = "BMW 6-series"
"Pay-Per-View" = "Closed-circuit TV"
Although Pay-Per-View started in the mid-80s, closed-circuit TV was what dominated special events programming in the first half of the 80s.
"Dave Matthews Band" = "REM"
"Dave Matthews Band" = "REM"
"Internet Dating Sites" = "Personal Ads in Newspapers"
"Balkans wars" = "Latin American wars"
Two series of wars in two different parts of the world that helped define their respective decades.
"Alan Jackson" = "John Schnieder"
Both are tall blondes who sing country music. The only notable difference: Jackson is a Southerner by nature; Schnieder just played one on TV.
"Dodge Viper" = "Chevrolet Corvette"
The Sexiest muscle cars.
"The Taco Bell Chihuahua" = "Spuds McKenzie"
"DirecTV" = "Large Satellite Dish"
Some advantages of DirecTV over the large satellite dish, such as the Houston Tracker: 1. DirecTV dish is small enough to mount on the roof of your house. 2. You can surf DirecTV without having to rotate the dish and switching satellites. 3. DirecTV is a lot less likely to be struck by lightning than a large dish.
"Lloyd Christmas" = "Pee-Wee Herman"
Two lovably dorky gents who both need to see a tailor (Lloyd in the orange tux, Pee-Wee with the gray suit)and visit a styling parlor (Lloyd's bowl haircut vs Pee-Wee's goofy crew cut. Both Pee-Wee and the Lloyd-meister had run ins with big bullies (Lloyd tangled with Sea Bass while Pee-We locked horns with Francis) and went on cross-country trips (Lloyd went to take Mary her briefcase while Pee-Wee went to search for his bike. Both boys also had a penchant for goofy oversized grooming aids (Pee-Wee's giant toothbrush versus the electric sander for Lloyd's pedicure) Nuff said.
"Gummi Candies" = "Jelly Belly Beans"
"General Motor's EV-1" = "1981 DeLorean DMC-12"
Both were called the car of the future, and both sold about the same: only a few thousand.
"Travel Plazas" = "Stuckey's "
Although Stuckey's is still around, their popularity began to wane as the 90s rolled around. You could tell it by the way some locations began closing their doors.
"Minivan" = "Station Wagon"
As far as I can remember, the minivan was introduced sometime in the 80s. However, into at least the early 80s, the station wagon was still what it was all about in regards to family travel.
"Gateway PCs" = "Apple PCs"
"Would you please pass the jelly?" = "Where's the beef?"
The Polaner All-Fruit commercial actually debuted near the end of the 80s, but it continued to air off and on throughout the 90s. So it is safe to say that Polaner All-Fruit was basically a 90s commercial.
"Honda Civic as the #1 'chick car'" = "Camaro or Trans Am as the #1 'chick car'"
"Sears Home Delivery" = "Sears Catalog Pick-Up"
"E-mail" = "Easylink"
Easylink was an electronic mail program that ran from MS DOS and used by a lot of businesses in the 80s. Messages were transmitted by use of Telex or TWX numbers.
"The Hooters Girls" = "The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders"
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders remain without a doubt the most popular group of young ladies in the world. And although the Hooters Restaurant chain started in 1983, the Hooters Girls didn't become famous until the 90s. In fact, the Hooters Girls would probably come in a close second to the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders in popularity, above all those other famous cheerleading squads.
"Voice Mail" = "Answering Machine"
"Answering Service" = "Operator"
"Rugrats " = "Muppet babies"
"Bill Clinton " = "Ronald Reagan"
"A Payphone Call is .25" = "A Payphone Call is .10"
"Cell Phones" = "Hand Radios "
"The Scorpion King" = "Conan: The Barbarian"
"Nad's Hair Remover" = "Neet Hair Remover"
"BMW Z1/Merc SLK/ Porsche Boxster" = "Mazda Miata MX-5"
"Equal" = "Sweet 'n' Low"
"CD Roms" = "5- Inch Floppies"
"Hip Hugger Flares" = "Stirups"
"Sonic The Hedgehog" = "Mario"
"Internet" = "BBS (Bulletin Board Service)"
Although the BBS still exists on the internet as forums and messageboards, it is the best computer use of a modem in the 80's.
"Hemp Bracelets with Beads" = "Rubber Bracelets with Glitter Inside"
"Compact disc/2000 The Mini disc" = "LP Records/Casstte tapes"
Getting smaller and smaller every 10 years. Think of it, what will the world think of next?!
"Torn Jeans and Flannel Shirts on Grungies" = "Torn Jeans andFflannel Shirts on Metalheads"
"George Clooney on ER the drama" = "George Clooney on ER the sitcom"
Ya like how he came full circle? LOL.
"Wayne and Garth" = "Bill and Ted"
"NYPD Blue" = "Hill Street Blues"
"Eminem " = "Vanilla Ice"
"Nash Bridges" = "Miami Vice"
"Ally McBeal" = "Working Girl"
"7th Heaven" = "Family Ties"
"Brittany Spears" = "Tiffany"
"Chatroom" = "Citizens' band radio"
"Boyz II Men" = "New Edition"
"Tiny Toons Adventures" = "Muppet Babies"
"New York Undercover" = "Miami Vice"
"Ricki Lake" = "Phil Donahue"
"Shania Twain" = "Anne Murray"
"Sarah Michelle Gellar" = "Alyssa Milano"
"Christina Augleria" = "Whitney Houston"
"Pepsi One" = "Diet Coke"
"X Games" = "ABC Wide World of Sports"
"Sailor Moon" = "Rainbow Brite"
"Lego Mindstorms" = "Logo Lego"
"Diamond Rio" = "Sony Walkman"
"Soccer moms in SUV's" = "Soccer moms in Caravans"
"Bill Clinton and Monica" = "Gary Hart and Donna Rice"
"Big screen movies based on old TV shows" = "TV movies based on old TV shows"
"Bill Gates" = "Donald Trump"
"Steve Irwin-The Crocodile Hunter" = "Paul Hogan-Crocodile Dundee"
"Pokemon cards" = "Garbage Pail Kids"
"Who killed Laura Palmer?" = "Who shot J.R.?"
"Beanie Babies" = "Strawberry Shortcake and Friends"
"Britney Spears" = "Debbie Gibson"
"The Practice" = "L.A. Law"
"Ginseng Blend Tobacco" = "Clove Cigarettes"
"Rollins Band stickers on Pintos" = "Black Flag stickers on Pintos"
"Unlikely pair bonds in the bathroom (Can't Hardly Wait) " = "Unlikely pair bonds in the supply closet (Breakfast Club)"
"Cyber/Espresso Cafes" = "New York Style Delis"
"Anthony Michael Hall" = "Seth Green"
"Toe Rings" = "Ear Cuffs"
"Power Rangers" = "Voltron"
"Shaved Head (Women)" = "Rainbow Cyndi Lauper Hair"
"Shaved Head" = "Rad Buzz"
"Dress-Down Fridays" = "Gordon Gekko Power Suit"
"Men'S Nail Polish" = "Boy George Eyeliner"
"Hang-Down Pants" = "Parachute Pants"
"Tongue Piercing" = "Nipple Ring"
"Crystal Pepsi" = "New Coke"
"Garlic Mashed Potatoes" = "Potato Skins"
"Grilled Ahi Tuna" = "Blackened Redfish"
"Smoothies" = "Frozen Yogurt"
"Viognier" = "Chardonnay"
"Biscotti" = "Mrs. Field'S Cookies"
"Lemon Grass" = "Sundried Tomatoes"
"Ab roller" = "Thigh Master"
"Humvee" = "monster truck"
"Jeep Wagoneer (with baby seat)" = "Volvo station wagon (with baby seat)"
"In the Lake of the Woods by Tim O'Brien" = "Presumed Innocent by Scott Turow"
"All the Pretty Horses and The Crossing (Border Trilogy) by Cormac McCarthy" = "Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry"
"Independence Day by Richard Ford" = "The Prince of Tides by Pat Conroy"
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