Scooby dooby doo, took a poo,
Shaggy thought it was candy.
Shaggy took a bite,
his balls turned white.
That's the end of poor shaggy.

Miss Susie had a tug boat,
her tug boat had a bell (ding ding),
miss Susie went to heaven her tug boat went to HELL...o operator
please give me number nine,
and if you disconnect me I'll cut off your behind the refridgerator
there lay a piece of glass
miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little ASS...k me no more questions,
I'll tell you now more lies
the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flys..are in the meadow,
the bees are in the park,
miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.
The dark is like the movies,
the movies' like the show,
the show is like tv
and that is all I know know know, I know I know my ma
I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 49'rs bra. The bra is for the boobies,
the boobies for the milk,
the milk is for the babies with diapers made of silk.

Cinderella,
dressed in yella
went downstairs to meet a fella
on the way her knickers busted
how many people were disgusted?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,....(e,t,c)

Not last night but the night before
24 robbers came knocking at my door,
I went downstairs to let them in
and this is what they said to me
(helena,helena) turn around
(helena,helena) touch the ground
** ** **
do the kicks
** ** **
do the splits
I didnt want to do all these
So I begged them please please please

Miss Suzie had a steeamboat,
her steamboat had a bell.
When Suzie went to heaven,
her steamboat went to hell-o operator,
give me number nine.
And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big behind the refrigerator,
there was a piece of glass.
When Suzie sat upon it, she hurt her little ass-k me no more questions,
tell me no more lies.
The cows are in the pasture baking apple pies.

Cinderella,
dressed in yella,
went upstairs to kiss a fella.
Made a mistake -
kissed a snake!
How may doctors did it take?
1,2,3,4, ...

Not last night,
but the night before,
twenty-four robbers came knockin' at my door.
As I ran out, they ran in,
hit me on the head with a rollin' pin.
Asked 'em what they wanted,
this is what they said:
Chinese dancers, turn around.
Chinese dancers, touch the ground.
Chinese dancers, do the splits.
Chinese dancers, that is it.

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have tortured every teacher
they have broken every rule

Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it.
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it, chewing it.
Thinking it's candy, but really it's not.
It's a hot snot sundae with a booger on top.

Miss Sue, (clap, clap)
Miss Sue (clap, clap)
Miss Sue from Alabama,
Let's make a movie,
Sittin' in a rocker,
Eatin' Betty Crocker,
Hey wise girl,
Whatcha gonna do,
When your mama's at work,
Baby's got the flu,
Daddy's got the chicken pox,
And so do you?
Take an a b c d e f g,
Take an h i j k l m n o p,
Take a booty shot,
take a booty shot,
And FREEZE!!

This will look like jibberish if you've never heard it before. It was sang very fast to a hand clap. My name is L-I, L-I, Chick-a-li, chick-a-li, Pom-Pomn beauty, Don't drink whiskey, Chinese, Japanese, American Chief!

Glory glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I met her at the door with a loaded .44
Now the teacher don't teach no more!

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have tortured every teacher,
we have broken every rule
we have barbecued the principal,
destroyed the PTA,
our school keeps burning on

Glory, glory hallelujah.
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door with a magnum .44
Now there ain't no teacher no more.
(Repeat, varying third line:)
Met her in the attic with a semi-automatic...
Met her at the gate with a loaded .38...
Met her after class and I kicked her in the ass...

Marijuana, Marijuana
PCP, PCP
Betty Crocker makes it,
Ronald Reagan takes it,
Why can't we? Why can't we?

Comet, it makes your teeth turn green.
Comet, it makes your mouth so clean.
Comet, it makes you vomit,
So why not try it, and vomit today?

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker took ballet.

Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven, The steamboat went to...
Hello operator, please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop of your...
Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat on it, and broke her little...
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park,
Miss Susie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the...
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark,
Dark is like a movie, A movie's like a show,
A show is like a TV set, and that is all...
I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister, with the 80 meter bra!
My mom was born in England, My dad was born in France,
I was born in diapers, I couldn't fit in pants.
My mom is Godzilla, My dad is King Kong,
My brother is the stupid one, who made up this dumb song!

On top of spaghetti, all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher with a .44 slug
I went to her funeral, I went to her grave
Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun,
Stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack got horny, Jill got corny
and now they have a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
and Jill said "Ooh, I wanna."

Milk, milk Lemonade
'round the corner chocolates made

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell.
Miss Suzie went to heaven, Her steamboat went to...
Hell-o operator, give me number nine.
If you disconnect me, I'll kick your big...
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Suzie sat upon it, and cut her little...
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park.
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the...
D-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark,
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,
Darker than the underwear Miss Suzie puts on me!

On top of spaghetti, all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher with a four cannon stud.
I went to her funeral and spit on her grave.
Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade.

Jack and Jill went up a hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack said 'Ooh!'
and Jill said 'Ahh!'
And down came Baby Herman!

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, her steamboat had a bell (ding ding),
Miss Suzie went to heaven, her steamboat went to...
HELL...o operator please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me I'll cut off your...
Behind the refridgerator there lay a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat upon it and cut her big fat...
Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you now more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park,
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the...
D-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark dark dark.
The dark is like the movies,the movies' like the show,
The show is like tv and that is all I know...
Know know, I know I know my ma I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister with the 80 meter bra.
My mother is Godzilla, my father is King Kong.
My sister is the idiot who made up this dumb song.
My mother gave me a nickle, my father gave me a dime
My sister gave me a boyfriend,his name was Frankenstein.
He made me do the dishes, he made me wash the floor
He made we wash his underpants and I kicked him out the door!
I kicked him over London, I kicked him over France,
I kicked him over Hollywoood and he lost his underpants.
Miss Suzie had a baby, she named him Tiny Tim.
She put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim.
He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap.
He tried to eat the bathtub but it wouldn't fit down his throat.
Miss Suzie called the doctor, Miss Suzie called the nurse
Miss Suzie called the lady with the alligator purse.
Chicken pox said the doctor, measles said the nurse
Nothing said the lady with the alligator purse.
Miss Suzie knocked the doctor. Miss Suzie punched the nurse.
Miss Suzie paid the lady with the alligator purse!

Joy to the world, Hussein is dead
We barbecued his head.
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down the potty.
And around and around it goes
And around and around it goes.
And around, around, around it goes.

Engine Engine Number Nine
Going down Chicago line
If the train falls off the track
Do you want your money back?

My mother and your mother were hanging up clothes
My mother punched your mother right in the nose
What color blood came out?
(Spell out answer to determine who is not "it" for whatever game, i.e.
"B-L-U-E and you are NOT it!"

Apples on a stick
just make me sick
Make my heart go
two-forty-six.
Not because they're dirty
Not because they're clean
Not because they kiss the boys
behind the magazine
So come on girls
lets have some fun
Here comes (blank)
with their pants undone.
They can wiggle,
They can wobble,
They can do the splits.
But I betcha five dollars
they can't do this!
Close their eyes and count to ten.
If (he/she) misses (he's/she's) a big fat HEN!

I don't wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more.
There's a big fat policeman at my door, door, door.
He grabbed me by the coller
and made me pay a dollar!
I dont wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more!

Blue bells, Cockle shells, Evey, Ivy, Over
Down in the meadow,
Where the green grass grows
There sat (Insert Name),
as pretty as a rose.
Along came (name), kissed her on the cheek.
How many kisses did she take?
1, 2, 3, ......

Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to first and your pants're about to burst.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to second and you need a disinfectant.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to third and you let a greasy turd.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to home, and your pants're about to foam.

Yankie Doodle went to town
riding on his mother.
Every time he hit a bump
he had a baby brother.

Yankie Doodle went to town
riding on a rockit.
Stuck his finger up his butt
and found some Hershey Chocolate.

We have joy,we have fun,
we flick bogies at the sun.
But the sun was too hot
and the bogies turned to snot

Mary had a little lamb
she took it to a wedding.
She tied it to a lampost
and kicked it's f**kin head in!

Comet,
It makes your mouth turn green
Comet
It tastes like Listerine
Comet,
It makes you vomit
So buy some Comet
And vomit
Today!

Miss Suzie had a steeamboat, her steamboat had a bell.
When Suzie went to heaven, her steamboat went to
Hell-o operator, give me number nine.
And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big
Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass.
When Suzie sat upon it, she cut her big fat
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The cows are in the pasture baking apple pies.

Whistle while you work.
Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini bit his weenie.
Now it doesn't work.

Up above the streets and houses,
bungle flying high,
Lifted up his hairy leg
and pissed in Geoffrey' s eye!

(Sung to theme tune for Rainbow)

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy
wasn't fuzzy,
was he?

Liar,
Liar!
Pants are on fire!
Reply:
I don't care,
I don't care!
I can buy another pair!

Last night and the night before
24 robbers came a knocking at my door
I went to the door to let them in
And they hit me in the head with a rolling pin

Miss Sue Miss Sue
Miss Sue from Alabama
Her real name was Susanna
Sitting her rocker
Eating Betty Crocker
Watching the clock go
Tick tock tick tock
Banana rock
Tick tock tick tock
Banana rock
A B C D E F G >BR>Wash those spots right off of me!
Wash em off! Wash em off!
Wash em off, Freeze!
Criss-cross applesauce
Tell the teacher to get lost!

Down on the banks of the hanky panky.
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky.
With the eeeps, ops, soda pops,
the frog missed the lily and he went ker-plop.

One macaroni tee tera-macaroni.
A tera tera tee tee tee
A tera tera tee tee tee
One, two, three...
You're out!

Apples on a stick Make me sick Make my tummy go
246 Not because it's dirty Not because it's
clean Just because I kissed a boy behind a
magazine Girls, girls, have some fun Here

Ice Cream Soda
Delaware punch.
We are the members of the honey bunch
Not because we're dirty
Not because we're clean
Not because we kissed a boy
Behind a magazine
Hey Girls!
How bout a fight?
Here comes (fill in name) with her skirt on tight!
She can wiggle
She can giggle
She can do the splits
Bet ya 50 dollars that
She can't do this!
A B C D E F G.....

Down by the banks with the hanky panks,
where the bull frogs jump from bank to bank
Singing Ep Op,
Ep, Op Op,
Skittle,
Dittle,
Kernel,
POP!!!

Mail man, mail man
Do your duty
Here comes the girl
With the big 'ol booty
She can do the hot stuff
She can do the splits
But most of all she can
Kiss, kiss, kiss
K-I-S-S

Circle, circle, dot, dot
Now you have the Cooties shot!

Ice cream soda, Hawaiian punch
Who's the name of your honey bunch?
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

(Jump rope game. The letter you mess up with is the letter you use.)

In 1986,
The queen pulled down her knicks.
She licked her bum
and said "Yum! yum! ,
"Its better than weetabix!"

One day when I was walking,
a walking to the fair,
I met a seniorita with a flower in her hair.
Oh shake your seniorita,
shake it if you dare.
Shake it down,
touch the ground
and come back up again.

Miss Mary Mack mack mack all dressed in black black black with silver buttons buttons buttons all down her back back back She went upstairs stairs stairs to ask her mother mother mother for 15 cents cents cents to see the elephants elephants elephants jump over the fence fence fence.They jumped so high high high they reached the sky sky sky,and they did'nt come back back back til the first of July July July

????? and ????? sitting in the tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes the love Then comes the marriage Then comes the baby sitting in the carriage

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Wonder Woman lost her bosoms
flying all the way

pick it
lick it
roll it
flick it

Good morning Mrs. Muffet,
bless your heart and soul
Last night I met your daughter
but could'nt find her hole.
When I found her hole it was right
under her frock.
But what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?
I could'nt find my cork.
When I found my cork
it was right under my pant
But what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?
I could'nt make it stand.
When it stood up,
it stood up like a spring.
But what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?
it would'nt go in.
When it went in ,
it went in like a sprout
but what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?
It would'nt come out.
When it came out,
it came out with a roar
But what to tell you, Mrs Muffet?
your daughter wanted more!

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high,
unziped his fly,
And Jill said "do you wanna?"

Mailman, mailman do your duty,
here comes Miss American Beauty.
She can do the pom-poms,
she can do the splits,
but most of all she can
kiss, kiss, kiss.

Coca Cola (clap clap clap)
went to town (clap clap clap)
Hi-C (clap clap clap)
knocked him down (clap clap clap)
7up (clap clap clap)
picked him up (clap clap clap)
Dr. Pepper (clap clap clap)
gave him (clap clap clap)
sleeping pills (clap clap clap)
jelly rolls (clap clap clap)
Theres a place on Mars
where the ladies smoke cigars
every puff they take
is enough to kill a snake
when the snake is dead
you put diamonds in his head
when the diamonds break
it's enough to bake a cake
when the cake is done
it is 1991
when you tie your shoe
it is 1992
when you get stung by a bee
it is 1993
when you slam a door
it is 1994
when you dance the jive
it is 1995
when you pick up sticks
it is 1996
when you like a boy named devon
it is 1997
when you close the gate
it is 1998
when you're feelin' fine
it is 1999
then it gets all cold
then you
FREEZE!

When Pebbles was a teenager,
a teenager,
a teenager
When Pebbles was a teenager
this is what she said;
Ooh Ahh,
I lost my bra,
I think I left it
in my boyfriend's car

Chinese
Japanese
Red Nose
Fire Hose
Dirty Knees
Look at THESE!

Zippy and Bungle
went to the jungle
so they could have some fun,
Zippy got silly
and pulled out his willy
and stuck it up Bungle's bum

Inky Pinky Ponky,
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey died, daddy cried.
Inky Pinky Ponky!

Race and Jade,
sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
Then comes Race with a baby's carriage.

Teacher, teacher, I declare.
I see someone's underwear.

Milk, milk lemonade
'Round the corner fudge is made.
Put your finger in the hole,
Now you got a Tootsie Roll.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
Beans are good for every meal
Beans, beans are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
So have some beans at every meal.

Your nose is feelin' runny
And it's gooey just like honey
And you think it's kinda funny
Well it's not, 'cause it's snot.

Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?

Yankee Doodle went to London,
just to ride a pony.
Stuck a noodle in his hat
and called it macaroni!

Uncle Billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
wacked it with a rake
now it's only 1.4.

Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick.
So she called for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.
The doctor took a look at her and said,
"Well Miss Polly, put her straight to bed!"
He wrote out a prescription for a pill, pill, pill.
"I'll be back tomorrow with my bill, bill, bill."

Trick or treat, trick or treat
Give me something good to eat.
Not to big, not too small
Just the size of Montreal!

Liar, Liar
pants on fire,
Hang yourself
from a telephone wire.

(Sung to the tune of Hi Ho)
Hi ho, hi ho
It's off to work we go,
We drink, we smoke,
We sniff some coke,
Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho!

Somebody farted P.U.!
Who did it come from?
From YOU! (Point to who you think is guilty.)
When did it happen?
Last night!
How did it feel?
Just right!

Bobo say rotten totten,
'Ey 'ey to you,
Boom, boom, boom,
Chitty, chitty, rotten totten,
'Ey 'ey rotten totten,
Chitty, chitty, rotten totten,boom!

Row Row Row your boat
gently down the stream
Throw your teacher overboard
and listen to her scream.

Comet,
It makes your teeth look great.
Comet,
Makes you regurgiatate.
Comet,
It makes you vomit,
So get your Comet,
And vomit,
Today!

Me and my boyfriend went on a date.
He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake.
He brought me home with a bellyache.
I called the doctor and I cried
"Doctor, Doctor, will I die?"
The doctor said "Close your eyes and count to five."
One, two, three, four, five, I'm alive!

quack dily oso
quack quack quack
say sailorico
rico rico rico
flora flora flora
flora flora 1 2 3 4!

Miss Susie had a baby
she named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bath tub
to see if he can swim
He drank up all the water,
he ate up all the soap
He tried to fit the bathtub
but it wouldn't fit his throat
Mrs. Susie called the doctor
The doctor called the nurse
The nurse called the lady
with the alligator purse

Eekah, locka,
horse's cah cah,
eekah, locka, OUT!

Ce Ce my playmate.
Come out and play with me,
and bring dollies three.
Climb up my apple tree.
Slide down my rainbow,
into my cellar door, and
we'll be jolly friends,
forever more, more,
1,2,3,4.

Trick or Treat
smell my feet
gimme something good to eat
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped-up baby parakeet
French fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of blood
All on a platter for a dollar ninety-eight
Plus three cents taaaaaaax!

(sung to tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
My Bonnie has tuberculosis
My Bonnie has only one lunG
My Bonnie can spit up some mucus
And roll it around on her tongue!

Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream
Throw your teacher overboard and listen to her scream
Five days later floatin' down the Delaware
chewing on her underwear couldn't afford another pair!
Ten days later bitten by a polar bear
that's how the polar bear died!!

Zippy and Bungle went down to the jungle with a porno mag
they looked through the trees
and what did they see but 2 men having a s**g!

The Freddy Kreuger rhyme (Nightmare on Elm Street)
One, two, Freddy's coming for you
three, four, you better lock your door
five, six, get your crusifix
seven, eight, you better stay up late
nine, ten, never sleep again!

Joey had a peter
it was the size of a meter
he used a magnifying glass
but all he found was his a**

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Santa Claus Is dead.
Grandma took an M16
and shot him in the head.
HEY!

I went to a chinese resturant,
to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread,
he wrapped it up in a 1/4 pound bag,
and this is what he said to me....
My name is...
Kay Ai Pickle Ai
Pickle Ai Kay Ai
come from Polly
Polly Wally Whisky
Chinese chopsitcks...
Chow....
POW!

There goes (name) floatin' down the Delaware
chewin on his underwear
can't afford another pair.
10 days later
eaten by a polar bear.
That's why the polar bear's dead.

Not last night but the night before,
24 robbers came to my door,
and this is what they said to me.
Lady turn around, turn around, turn around.
Lady touch the ground, touch the ground, touch the ground.
Lady show your shoe, show your shoe, show your shoe.
Lady that will do, that will do, that will do.

supersonic idiotic
brain infected disconnected
dippy dopey dumb dumb.

driving down the highway doin 94,
(person name)laid a fart that blew us out the door
the wheels started shaking,
the engine fell apart,
all because of (person name)and his/her super sonic fart.

I see your underwear
floating down the delaware
not to big not to small
just the size of city hall

The Addams family started
when uncle fester farted
they all became retarded
the addams family

Coca-Cola went to town.
Pepsi-Cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up.
Now they call him 7-UP.

To the tune of Frerra Jaque.
R2D2, R2D2,
C3-PO, C3-PO,
Obi Wan Kanobe, Obi Wan Kanobe,
Han Solo, Han Solo.

See see my playmate,
Come out and play with me.
And bring your dollys three.
Climb up my apple tree.
Slide down my rainbow.
Into my cellar door.
And we'll be jolly friends.
For every more
One two three four.
See see my enemy
Come out and fight with me.
And bring your soldiers three.
Climb up my poisonous tree.
Slide down my razor blade
Into my dungeon door.
And we'll be be jolly enemies
For ever more One two three four.

To the tune of "Ontop Of Old Smokey"
Ontop of spaghetti,
all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball,
when somebody sneezed.
It rolled on the table
and onto the floor.
I found my poor meatball
had rolled out the door.
It rolled in the garden,
and under a bush.
I found my poor meatball,
was nothing but mush.
The very next morning,
I found a bush,
all covered in meatballs,
all covered with cheese.
So if you have spaghetti,
all covered with cheese.
Hang onto your meatballs,
and don't ever sneeze.

On top of spaghetti all covered in blood,
i shot my poor teacher with a 40 foot stud,
i shot her with glory, i shot her with pride,
i couldn't have missed her she was 40 feet wide.
I went to her funeral, i went to her grave,
some people threw flowers, i threw a grenade.
I opened her coffin she wasn't quite dead,
so i took a bazooka and blew off her head!

Went to a chinese resturant to buy a loaf a bread bread bread
he put it in a paper sack and this is what it said said said
my name is.. kilie shimp bo bi wola wola whiskie chinese dancers are so funny
this is how they count their money mushka mushka turn around and booshka

Going down the highway burning 94
John cut a big one and blew us out the door
The wheels could not take it The engine fell apart
All because of John's super-sonic fart

to: "On top of old smokey" On top of a white roof, all covered with blood
Regan shot Khadafi, with a 44 stud.
He went to his funeral, he went to his grave
Instead of red roses, he threw a granade.
He read in the papers, that he wasn't dead
So he bought a bazooka and blew off his head.

early in the morning
in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and killed the two dead boys
if you don't beleive this lie is true
ask the blind man he saw it too!

early in the morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to
fight back to back they faced each other drew their swords and shot
each other a deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed thetwo
dead boys if you don't beleive this lie is true ask the blind man
he saw it too!

There's a place in France, where the naked ladies Dance and hole
in the wall, where the men can see it all. When told to
Shut up! Reply: Shut up, don't go up. Price's do, take my advice
and why don't you! From an old Houston Oiler Fan Dan Pastorinni
had a ten foot weeny showed it to the lady next door she thought
it was snake, and hit with a rake now its only six foot four.
Dirty Nursery Rhymes Little Miss Muffet sitting on her
Tuffet eating her curds and whey along came the spider and
sat down beside her and said "What's in the bowl BITCH?"

Theres a place in france where the naked ladies dance, Theres a
hole in the wall where the men can see it all, but they dont care
cause there in thier underware.

For this one you had to teach your friend to say it with you.
Whatcha doin? Eatin chocolate. Wheredya get it? Doggie dropped it
Hows it taste? Kinda sour. Can I have some? Wait an hour

Roll, roll, roll your blunt , Lick it at the ends, light it up,
and take a puff, then pass it to a friend

Is the saying Miss Susies referring to Susan B. Anthony???

James Brown glad to meetchea drop your draws and follow meshea in the
bushes we may goshea lay down and be assochea won't your daddy
be surprised to see your belly rise won't yo momma be disgusted
to see your belly busted 2,4,6,8,10 ............

Driving down the highway, Highway 44, **Blank** let a big one, and
blew me out the door, the driver couldn't stand it, the engine fell
apart, and all you could smell was a SUPERSONIC FART!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill in his new red car.Jack had stopped and looked at Jill and zipped it all the way down.Jill looked down and Jack said do ya wanna?Jill said if ya pay me 50 dollars.

Boys go to college To get more knowledge Girls go to Jupiter To get more stupider.

miss suzie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ( ding, ding. ).
the steamboat went to heaven, the steamboat went to.. hello operator,
please give me number 9. and if you disconnect me i
chop of your behind a 'frigderator, their was a piece of glass.
miss suzie sat apon it and broke her little... ask me no more questions,
i'll tell you no more lies. the boys are in the
bathroom zipping up... the flies are in the meadow, the bees are
in the park, miss suzie and her boyfriend ar kissing in the D-A-R-K,
D-A-R-K, dark dark! the dark is like the movies. the moe the
show, the show is like a tv show and that is all i know. i know i
know my ma, i know i know my pa. i know i know my sister with the 40
acre bra. she dyed her hair all purple, she dyed her hair all pink,
she dyed her hair all polka dotted and washed it down the sink. i
wish i had a nickel, i wish i had a dime, i wish i had a boyfriend that
kissed me all the tim. my mom gave me the nickel, my dad gave me the
dime, my sister gave me her boyfriend and he kissed me all the time. he
kissed me over london, he kissed me over france, he kissed me over
hawaii and he did the hula dance. my mom took back the nickel, my
dad took back the dime, my sister took back her boyfriend and she gave
me frankenstein. he made me do the dishes, he made me clean the floor,
he made me clean his underpants so i kicked him out the door. i kicked
him over london, i kicked him over france, i kicked him over
disneyland and tore his underpants. my mom is godzilla, my
dad is king kong, my sister is the stupid one that made me singthis
song ( the end ).

On top of Spaghetti, all covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed It rolled off of the table and onto the floor and then my poor meatball rolled right out the door It rolled over the sidewalk and under a bush and then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.

One day I was walking Walking to the fair I met a sinorita with flowers in her hair O shake it sinorita shake it if you can shake it like a milkshake and shake it once again she waddled to the bottom she waddled to the top she turned around she turned around until she hollered S-T-O-P Stop!

I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread, he wrapped it up in tissue paper and this is what I said, said, said. My name is KI PICKLE I PICKLE I KI BUM BUM BIRDY WALLA WALLA WHISKEY INDIAN CHIEF!

Hi-HO Hi-HO it's off to school we go With hand grenades and b b guns to shot the nuns hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho.

Joy to the world Heusein is we shot him in the head what happened to his body we flushed it down the potty around and around it goes around and around it goes around it goes what happened to his eyeballs we threw them at the school walls smush smush smush

(Double Dutch cheer) Big Mac, Filet-a-Fish, Quarter pounder, French fries, Icy Cola, Milkshake, Sundaes and apple pies

on top of mount smokey all covered in blood i shot my fourth grade teacher with a 42 slug i went to her funeral i went to her grave people threw flowers i threw a hand gernade ten i found out she wasnt quite dead so i took my bazooka and belw off her head

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some mari-juana Jack got high unzipped his fly and jill said, "I don't wann-a"

Joy to the world
the school burnt down,
and all the teachers died.
They were looking for the principal
he's/she's hanging from the flagpole
with a rope around his/her neck,
with a rope around his/her neck,
with a rope around his/her neck.

Eeny Meeny Miney Moe, catch a tiger by the toe if he hollers let him go. My mother said to pick the very best one and you are NOT it.

Down on the banks of the hanky banky where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky singing fe fi fo fum momma stinks and so do you I asked my teacher what to wear she said polka dotted underwear not too big not too small just the size of Broward Mall

when miss suzie was a baby a baby a baby when miss suzie was a baby she went like this weh weh: when miss suzie was a toddler a toddler a toddler when miss suzie was a toddler she went like this weh weh gimme a sucker: when miss suzie was a child a child a child when miss suzie was a child she went like this weh weh gimme a sucker mommy mommy tie my shoe: when miss suzie was a teenager a teenager a teenager when miss suzie was a teenager she went like this weh weh gimme a sucker, mommy tie my shoe, ooh aah I lost my bra I think I left it in my boyfriend's car: when miss suzie was a parent a parent a parent when miss suzie a parent she went like this weh weh gimme a sucker, mommy mommy tie my shoe, ooh aah i lost my bra I think I left it in my boyfriend's car, shut up kids im on the phone im tryin to get your father home: when miss suzie was grandma a grandma a grandma when miss suzie was a grandma she went like this weh weh gimme a sucker, mommy mommy tie my shoe, ooh aah i lost my bra i think i left it in my boyfriend's car, shut up i'm on the on the phone tryin to get your father home, cane cane where's my cane i need my cane where's my cane: when miss suzie was in heaven in heaven in heaven when miss suzie was in heaven she went like this weh weh gimme a sucker, mommy mommy tie my shoe, ooh aah i lost my bra i think i left it in my boyfriend's, car shut up kids im on the phone tryin to get your father home, cane cane where's my cane i need my cane where's my cane, look at my beautiful halo and shiny dress.

Here's a variation of the "Jingle Bells" song that I grew up with: Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker got away.

I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on my knife

Molasses, molasses, icky, sticky goo Molasses, molasses they get all over you

Popeye the Salior Man He lived in a garbage can He ate all worms and spit out the germs Popeye the Sailor Man!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps Cockeyed Mosquitos and bow-legged ants I stand before you to sit behind you To tell you something I know nothing about. Christopher Crabface sailed the Missisloppy river in 1492.

I've heard other rhymes on the Michael Jackson poem, all dating from around 1984, though they all suck: 7-Up made him pee Now he's drinkin' Pepsi Free Pepsi Free made him eat lunch Now he's drinkin' Hawaiian Punch When I was in 4th grade there was a decidely local rhyme, since it dealt with a guy who had moved onto sixth grade, whose sister, Brooke, was in school with us: Chris McSweeney had a fifty-foot weenie. He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake And cut it with a rake, And now, it's only four-foot-four.

ABC its easier than 123 my mama takes care of me my papa says do-re-mi oh ah i wanna piece of pie pie to sweet i wanna piece of meat meat to tough i wanna ride a bus bus to full i wanna ride a bull bul to black i want my money back money back to green i wanna jelly bean jelly bean not cook i wanna read a book book not read i wanna go to bed bed not mad i want some lemonade lemonade to sour i wannt take a shower shower to cold i want a piece of gold gold to shinny i wanna kiss my hiney hiney to dirty i wanna count to 30 30 to high i wanna say good bye good bye!

batman and robin flying in the air batman lost his underwear batman said i dont care robin's gonna buy me a brand new pair rockin robin tweet liddle rockin robin tweet liddle i went downtown to but a stick of butter saw james brown walking in the corner he fell on some glass broke his little a** i never seen a motherf***er run so fast (repeat rockin robin) mama's in the kitchen cooking rice daddies on the corner shooting dice brothers in jail raising hell my sisters on the corner going fruit cocktail. (repeat rockin robin)

My name is alli alli chickali chickali pom pom poodles willy wolly wiskers My name is Elvis Presly girls are sexy sittin in a hot tub drinking diet pepsi My name is Cheif Roast Beef

3-6-9 The goose drank wine The monkey chewed tobacco on a street car line The line broke The monkey got choked And they all went to heaven in a little row boat

little miss muffet, sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey ,along came a spider sat down beside her and fritened miss muffet away .

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Crazy Jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter

Glory Glory Hallelujah The teacher hit me with a ruler The ruler turned green Like a rotten tangerine And that was the end of school. O' We have tortured every teacher We have broken evry rule We have sat in every corner And we've killed the prinipal Our truth is marching on!

On top of Old Smokey All covered with blood I shot my poor teacher She fell in the mud I went to her funeral I went to her grave Some people threw flowers I threw a grenade!

Jack and Jill went up a hill.Jack got horny and Jill got corny and now they have a son. Jake and Jill went up a hill.Jack got corny and Jill got horny and now they have a daughter.

Blue Bells, Cockle Shells, Meany Miny Overs, i like Coffee, I like Tea, I like the boys and the boys like me

Texaco! Texaco! Over the hills of Mexico! Spanish dancer do the kicks! The kicks, the kicks! Spanish dancers turn around! Around! Around! Spanish dancers get out of town! I remember doing this while my friends and I were jumproping! Love the site.

Roll roll roll the joint Twist it at the end Light it up and take a puff And pass it to a friend

down down baby down by the roller coaster, sweet sweet baby Ill never let you go, shimmy shimmy coca coca pop, shimmy shimmy cherry, shimmy shimmy coca coca pop, shimmy shimmy cherry, ooh chee chee wa wa, a bisquit he's so cool, a bisquit like a swimming pool, a biquit ice cream soda with a cherry on the top, on the beach, walking down the street, ten times a week, i ment it, i said it, i even represent it, im cool, im calm, sock it to me one more time, sock it to me two more times, oh aw chee chee wa.

skunk in the barnyard, P.U. somebody ate it, that's you!

Right out on the playground all covered with sand-I shot my poor teacher with a green rubber band. I went to her funeral; I spit on her grave. Some people threw flowers; I threw a grenade. I looked in the papers; she wasn't quite dead, so I took a bazooka and blew off her head.

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Marinated monkey meat, petrified parakeet.One half pint of all-purpose porpoise puss-And I forgot my spoon... but I brought a fork

Roll, roll, roll a joint- squish it at the end.Take a puff, that's enough, now pass it to a friend.

Hello Mother, hello Father.Things are fine at Camp Marijuana.Coke is good, crack is better- I'm so f**ked up I can hardly write this letter.

Deck the halls with gasoline- Fa la la la la la la la la.Light a match and watch it gleam- Fa la la la la la la la la.Watch the school burn down to ashes- Fa la la la la la la la la.Aren't you glad you played with matches? Fa la la la la la la la la!

Dashing through the snow in a stolen Chevrolet,O'er the fields we go Skidding all the way (Screech!)Broken mufflers drag, making spirits blueOh what fun it is to drive when the cops are chasing you!Oh Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg.Batmobile lost the wheel and the Joker got away hey!

There once was a pirate named Bates,Who always wore his roller skates.But one day he tripped on his cutlass, which rendered him nutlessAnd practically useless on dates.

There once was a pirate named Bates,Who always wore his roller skates.But one day he tripped on his cutlass, which rendered him nutlessAnd practically useless on dates.

Tom, Tom,
the piper's son.
Stole a pig and away
he run.
The teacher said:
"that's not fair, give me back my underwear."

Pick your nose,
pick your bum,
now you have some bubblegum.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana.
Jack got high, pulled down his fly and said to Jill "You wanna?"
Jill said "yes", pulled up her dress and then they had some fun.
They forgot to use the plastic and now they have a son.

Row Row Row Your Boat gently Down the stream,
Throw the teacher overboard, listen to her scream.
Five days later, floating in a chair.
Munching on her underwear, wish she has another pair.
10 days later, eaten by a polar bear. Thats how the teacher died!

I see London, I see France, I see (someone's name)underpants.
Is it blue, or is it pink? I don't know but it sure does stink!

one potato, two potato, three potato, four-
Five potato, six potato, seven potato or-
My mother said to pick the best one and you are not it.

Here comes the bride, all fat and wide!
There goes the groom, skinny as a broom!

When Pebbles was a baby, a baby, a baby, When Pebbles was a baby, She used to go like this: Wah wah!
When Pebbles was a toddler, a toddler, a toddler, when Pebbles was a toddler, She used to go like this: Wah wah, suck my thumb!
When Pebbles was a schoolgirl, a schoolgirl, a schoolgirl, when Pebbles was a schoolgirl, She used to go like this: Wah wah, suck my thumb, gimme a piece of bubble gum!
When Pebbles was a teenager, a teenager, a teenager when Pebbles was a teenager, She used to go like this: Wah wah, suck my thumb, gimme a piece of bubble gum, Ooh Ah lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car!
When Pebbles was a mother, a mother, a mother, when Pebbles was a mother, She used to go like this: Wah wah, suck my thumb, gimme a piece of bubble gum, Ooh Ah lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car, oh no my water broke!
When Pebbles was a grandma, a grandma, a grandma, When Pebbles was a grandma, She used to go like this: Wah wah, suck my thumb, gimme a piece of bubble gum, Ooh Ah lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car, oh no my water broke, What'd you say, I can't hear you!
When Pebbles had a heart attack, a heart attack, a heart attack, when Pebbles had a heart attack, She used to go like this: Wah wah, suck my thumb, gimme a piece of bubble gum, Ooh Ah lost my bra, left it in my boyfriend's car, oh no my water broke, What'd you say, I can't hear you, HELP ME, HELP ME!
When Pebbles was dead, dead, dead, When Pebbles was dead, She used to go like this: I'm dead!

Your rhyme "Kissing" starts with Susie and David sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G etc.
Just substitute the names of the boy and girl.
I have one I am trying to find the rest of... It goes like this:
First grade Babies, second grade brats, third grade angels, fourth grade cats.. I can't remember the rest!

Michael Jackson (alternate version):
I pledge allegience to the flag; Michael Jackson is a fag.
Pepsi Cola burnt him up- now he's drinking 7UP!
7UP has no caffiene; Now he's singing Billie Jean.
Billie Jean was not his lover and his nose is made of rubber!
Rubberface, but don't repeat it- now his dance steps are to Beat It.
Beat It now & don't you tell her this fine tale about the Thriller.

Pepsi cola came to town. Coca-Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up. Now we're drinking 7-up. 7-up caught the flu. Now we're drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew caught it too... NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!?

Hellicopter, hellicopter, please come down,
to the ground. Only if you're wearing_______.

Mcdonalds Rhyme: Big Mac, Fillet O'Fish, Quarter pounder, French Fry.
Icy coke, thick shake, sundaes and apple pie

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a lady.
He pulled her t-t and made her s--t and then
she had a baby.

There ain't no flies on us!
there ain't no flies on us!
there may be flies on some of you guys,
but there ain't no flies on us.

Chapter one, chapter one the story's just begun.
Chapter two, chapter two it's all about you.
Chapter three, chapter three strip to the knee.
Chapter four, chapter four let's do more Chapter five, chapter five open legs wide.
Chapter six, chapter six d**ks to d**ks.
Chapter seven, chapter seven it feels like heaven.
Chapter eight, chapter eight doctor at the gate.
Chapter nine, chapter nine nappies on the line.
Chapter ten, chapter ten let's do it again!

2, 4 ,6, 8 Every one evacuate!
(making a fart noise) Too late!
Now we gotta suffocate!