Miss Sue, (clap, clap)
Miss Sue (clap, clap)
Miss Sue from Alabama,
Let's make a movie,
Sittin' in a rocker,
Eatin' Betty Crocker,
Hey wise girl,
Whatcha gonna do,
When your mama's at work,
Baby's got the flu,
Daddy's got the chicken pox,
And so do you?
Take an a b c d e f g,
Take an h i j k l m n o p,
Take a booty shot,
take a booty shot,
And FREEZE!!

This will look like jibberish if you've never heard it before. It was sang very fast to a hand clap. My name is L-I, L-I, Chick-a-li, chick-a-li, Pom-Pomn beauty, Don't drink whiskey, Chinese, Japanese, American Chief!

I have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have tortured every teacher,
we have broken every rule
we have barbecued the principal,
destroyed the PTA,
our school keeps burning on

Glory, glory hallelujah.
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door with a magnum .44
Now there ain't no teacher no more.
(Repeat, varying third line:)
Met her in the attic with a semi-automatic...
Met her at the gate with a loaded .38...
Met her after class and I kicked her in the ass...

Marijuana, Marijuana
PCP, PCP
Betty Crocker makes it,
Ronald Reagan takes it,
Why can't we? Why can't we?

Jingle bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker took ballet.

Miss Susie had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven, The steamboat went to...
Hello operator, please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop of your...
Behind the fridgerator, there was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie sat on it, and broke her little...
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow, bees are in the park,
Miss Susie and her boyfriend, are kissing in the...
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark, dark,
Dark is like a movie, A movie's like a show,
A show is like a TV set, and that is all...
I know I know my ma, I know I know my pa,
I know I know my sister, with the 80 meter bra!
My mom was born in England, My dad was born in France,
I was born in diapers, I couldn't fit in pants.
My mom is Godzilla, My dad is King Kong,
My brother is the stupid one, who made up this dumb song!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun,
Stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack got horny, Jill got corny
and now they have a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly
and Jill said "Ooh, I wanna."

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell.
Miss Suzie went to heaven, Her steamboat went to...
Hell-o operator, give me number nine.
If you disconnect me, I'll kick your big...
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Suzie sat upon it, and cut her little...
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies.
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their...
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park.
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the...
D-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark,
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,
Darker than the underwear Miss Suzie puts on me!

On top of spaghetti, all covered with blood
I shot my poor teacher with a four cannon stud.
I went to her funeral and spit on her grave.
Instead of throwing flowers, I threw a grenade.

Joy to the world, Hussein is dead
We barbecued his head.
What happened to his body?
We flushed it down the potty.
And around and around it goes
And around and around it goes.
And around, around, around it goes.

Engine Engine Number Nine
Going down Chicago line
If the train falls off the track
Do you want your money back?

I don't wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more.
There's a big fat policeman at my door, door, door.
He grabbed me by the coller
and made me pay a dollar!
I dont wanna go to Mexico no more, more, more!

Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to first and your pants're about to burst.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to second and you need a disinfectant.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to third and you let a greasy turd.
Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha, diarrhea, cha-cha-cha.
Running on to home, and your pants're about to foam.

Yankie Doodle went to town
riding on a rockit.
Stuck his finger up his butt
and found some Hershey Chocolate.

We have joy,we have fun,
we flick bogies at the sun.
But the sun was too hot
and the bogies turned to snot

Mary had a little lamb
she took it to a wedding.
She tied it to a lampost
and kicked it's f**kin head in!

Comet,
It makes your mouth turn green
Comet
It tastes like Listerine
Comet,
It makes you vomit
So buy some Comet
And vomit
Today!

Miss Suzie had a steeamboat, her steamboat had a bell.
When Suzie went to heaven, her steamboat went to
Hell-o operator, give me number nine.
And if you disconnect me, I'll kick your big
Behind the yellow curtain, there was a piece of glass.
When Suzie sat upon it, she cut her big fat
Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The cows are in the pasture baking apple pies.

Whistle while you work.
Hitler is a jerk.
Mussolini bit his weenie.
Now it doesn't work.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy
wasn't fuzzy,
was he?

Liar,
Liar!
Pants are on fire!
Reply:
I don't care,
I don't care!
I can buy another pair!

Last night and the night before
24 robbers came a knocking at my door
I went to the door to let them in
And they hit me in the head with a rolling pin

Down on the banks of the hanky panky.
Where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky.
With the eeeps, ops, soda pops,
the frog missed the lily and he went ker-plop.

One macaroni tee tera-macaroni.
A tera tera tee tee tee
A tera tera tee tee tee
One, two, three...
You're out!

Ice Cream Soda
Delaware punch.
We are the members of the honey bunch
Not because we're dirty
Not because we're clean
Not because we kissed a boy
Behind a magazine
Hey Girls!
How bout a fight?
Here comes (fill in name) with her skirt on tight!
She can wiggle
She can giggle
She can do the splits
Bet ya 50 dollars that
She can't do this!
A B C D E F G.....

Mail man, mail man
Do your duty
Here comes the girl
With the big 'ol booty
She can do the hot stuff
She can do the splits
But most of all she can
Kiss, kiss, kiss
K-I-S-S

Ice cream soda, Hawaiian punch
Who's the name of your honey bunch?
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

(Jump rope game. The letter you mess up with is the letter you use.)

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Wonder Woman lost her bosoms
flying all the way

Coca Cola (clap clap clap)
went to town (clap clap clap)
Hi-C (clap clap clap)
knocked him down (clap clap clap)
7up (clap clap clap)
picked him up (clap clap clap)
Dr. Pepper (clap clap clap)
gave him (clap clap clap)
sleeping pills (clap clap clap)
jelly rolls (clap clap clap)
Theres a place on Mars
where the ladies smoke cigars
every puff they take
is enough to kill a snake
when the snake is dead
you put diamonds in his head
when the diamonds break
it's enough to bake a cake
when the cake is done
it is 1991
when you tie your shoe
it is 1992
when you get stung by a bee
it is 1993
when you slam a door
it is 1994
when you dance the jive
it is 1995
when you pick up sticks
it is 1996
when you like a boy named devon
it is 1997
when you close the gate
it is 1998
when you're feelin' fine
it is 1999
then it gets all cold
then you
FREEZE!

When Pebbles was a teenager,
a teenager,
a teenager
When Pebbles was a teenager
this is what she said;
Ooh Ahh,
I lost my bra,
I think I left it
in my boyfriend's car

Chinese
Japanese
Red Nose
Fire Hose
Dirty Knees
Look at THESE!

Zippy and Bungle
went to the jungle
so they could have some fun,
Zippy got silly
and pulled out his willy
and stuck it up Bungle's bum

Inky Pinky Ponky,
Daddy bought a donkey.
Donkey died, daddy cried.
Inky Pinky Ponky!

Race and Jade,
sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
Then comes Race with a baby's carriage.

Milk, milk lemonade
'Round the corner fudge is made.
Put your finger in the hole,
Now you got a Tootsie Roll.

Your nose is feelin' runny
And it's gooey just like honey
And you think it's kinda funny
Well it's not, 'cause it's snot.

Uncle Billy had a ten foot willy
and he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
wacked it with a rake
now it's only 1.4.

Miss Polly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick.
So she called for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.
The doctor took a look at her and said,
"Well Miss Polly, put her straight to bed!"
He wrote out a prescription for a pill, pill, pill.
"I'll be back tomorrow with my bill, bill, bill."

Trick or treat, trick or treat
Give me something good to eat.
Not to big, not too small
Just the size of Montreal!

(Sung to the tune of Hi Ho)
Hi ho, hi ho
It's off to work we go,
We drink, we smoke,
We sniff some coke,
Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho!

Somebody farted P.U.!
Who did it come from?
From YOU! (Point to who you think is guilty.)
When did it happen?
Last night!
How did it feel?
Just right!

Row Row Row your boat
gently down the stream
Throw your teacher overboard
and listen to her scream.

Comet,
It makes your teeth look great.
Comet,
Makes you regurgiatate.
Comet,
It makes you vomit,
So get your Comet,
And vomit,
Today!

Me and my boyfriend went on a date.
He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake.
He brought me home with a bellyache.
I called the doctor and I cried
"Doctor, Doctor, will I die?"
The doctor said "Close your eyes and count to five."
One, two, three, four, five, I'm alive!

Trick or Treat
smell my feet
gimme something good to eat
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear

Great green gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Chopped-up baby parakeet
French fried eyeballs floating in a bowl of blood
All on a platter for a dollar ninety-eight
Plus three cents taaaaaaax!

(sung to tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean")
My Bonnie has tuberculosis
My Bonnie has only one lunG
My Bonnie can spit up some mucus
And roll it around on her tongue!

Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Santa Claus Is dead.
Grandma took an M16
and shot him in the head.
HEY!

I went to a chinese resturant,
to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread,
he wrapped it up in a 1/4 pound bag,
and this is what he said to me....
My name is...
Kay Ai Pickle Ai
Pickle Ai Kay Ai
come from Polly
Polly Wally Whisky
Chinese chopsitcks...
Chow....
POW!

There goes (name) floatin' down the Delaware
chewin on his underwear
can't afford another pair.
10 days later
eaten by a polar bear.
That's why the polar bear's dead.

Not last night but the night before,
24 robbers came to my door,
and this is what they said to me.
Lady turn around, turn around, turn around.
Lady touch the ground, touch the ground, touch the ground.
Lady show your shoe, show your shoe, show your shoe.
Lady that will do, that will do, that will do.

The Addams family started
when uncle fester farted
they all became retarded
the addams family

Coca-Cola went to town.
Pepsi-Cola shot him down.
Dr. Pepper fixed him up.
Now they call him 7-UP.

See see my playmate,
Come out and play with me.
And bring your dollys three.
Climb up my apple tree.
Slide down my rainbow.
Into my cellar door.
And we'll be jolly friends.
For every more
One two three four.
See see my enemy
Come out and fight with me.
And bring your soldiers three.
Climb up my poisonous tree.
Slide down my razor blade
Into my dungeon door.
And we'll be be jolly enemies
For ever more One two three four.

To the tune of "Ontop Of Old Smokey"
Ontop of spaghetti,
all covered with cheese.
I lost my poor meatball,
when somebody sneezed.
It rolled on the table
and onto the floor.
I found my poor meatball
had rolled out the door.
It rolled in the garden,
and under a bush.
I found my poor meatball,
was nothing but mush.
The very next morning,
I found a bush,
all covered in meatballs,
all covered with cheese.
So if you have spaghetti,
all covered with cheese.
Hang onto your meatballs,
and don't ever sneeze.

On top of spaghetti all covered in blood,
i shot my poor teacher with a 40 foot stud,
i shot her with glory, i shot her with pride,
i couldn't have missed her she was 40 feet wide.
I went to her funeral, i went to her grave,
some people threw flowers, i threw a grenade.
I opened her coffin she wasn't quite dead,
so i took a bazooka and blew off her head!

Went to a chinese resturant to buy a loaf a bread bread bread
he put it in a paper sack and this is what it said said said
my name is.. kilie shimp bo bi wola wola whiskie chinese dancers are so funny
this is how they count their money mushka mushka turn around and booshka

Going down the highway burning 94
John cut a big one and blew us out the door
The wheels could not take it The engine fell apart
All because of John's super-sonic fart

early in the morning
in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and killed the two dead boys
if you don't beleive this lie is true
ask the blind man he saw it too!

There's a place in France, where the naked ladies Dance and hole
in the wall, where the men can see it all. When told to
Shut up! Reply: Shut up, don't go up. Price's do, take my advice
and why don't you! From an old Houston Oiler Fan Dan Pastorinni
had a ten foot weeny showed it to the lady next door she thought
it was snake, and hit with a rake now its only six foot four.
Dirty Nursery Rhymes Little Miss Muffet sitting on her
Tuffet eating her curds and whey along came the spider and
sat down beside her and said "What's in the bowl BITCH?"

James Brown glad to meetchea drop your draws and follow meshea in the
bushes we may goshea lay down and be assochea won't your daddy
be surprised to see your belly rise won't yo momma be disgusted
to see your belly busted 2,4,6,8,10 ............

Driving down the highway, Highway 44, **Blank** let a big one, and
blew me out the door, the driver couldn't stand it, the engine fell
apart, and all you could smell was a SUPERSONIC FART!!!

On top of Spaghetti, all covered with cheese I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed It rolled off of the table and onto the floor and then my poor meatball rolled right out the door It rolled over the sidewalk and under a bush and then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.

One day I was walking Walking to the fair I met a sinorita with flowers in her hair O shake it sinorita shake it if you can shake it like a milkshake and shake it once again she waddled to the bottom she waddled to the top she turned around she turned around until she hollered S-T-O-P Stop!

I went to a chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread, bread, bread, he wrapped it up in tissue paper and this is what I said, said, said. My name is KI PICKLE I PICKLE I KI BUM BUM BIRDY WALLA WALLA WHISKEY INDIAN CHIEF!

Hi-HO Hi-HO it's off to school we go With hand grenades and b b guns to shot the nuns hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho.

Joy to the world Heusein is we shot him in the head what happened to his body we flushed it down the potty around and around it goes around and around it goes around it goes what happened to his eyeballs we threw them at the school walls smush smush smush

(Double Dutch cheer) Big Mac, Filet-a-Fish, Quarter pounder, French fries, Icy Cola, Milkshake, Sundaes and apple pies

on top of mount smokey all covered in blood i shot my fourth grade teacher with a 42 slug i went to her funeral i went to her grave people threw flowers i threw a hand gernade ten i found out she wasnt quite dead so i took my bazooka and belw off her head

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some mari-juana Jack got high unzipped his fly and jill said, "I don't wann-a"

Eeny Meeny Miney Moe, catch a tiger by the toe if he hollers let him go. My mother said to pick the very best one and you are NOT it.

Molasses, molasses, icky, sticky goo Molasses, molasses they get all over you

Popeye the Salior Man He lived in a garbage can He ate all worms and spit out the germs Popeye the Sailor Man!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps Cockeyed Mosquitos and bow-legged ants I stand before you to sit behind you To tell you something I know nothing about. Christopher Crabface sailed the Missisloppy river in 1492.

My name is alli alli chickali chickali pom pom poodles willy wolly wiskers My name is Elvis Presly girls are sexy sittin in a hot tub drinking diet pepsi My name is Cheif Roast Beef

3-6-9, The goose drank wine, The monkey chewed tobacco on a street car line, The line broke The monkey got choked, And they all went to heaven in a little row boat

little miss muffet, sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey ,along came a spider sat down beside her and fritened miss muffet away .

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Crazy Jill forgot her pill and now they have a daughter

Glory Glory Hallelujah The teacher hit me with a ruler The ruler turned green Like a rotten tangerine And that was the end of school. O' We have tortured every teacher We have broken evry rule We have sat in every corner And we've killed the prinipal Our truth is marching on!

Jack and Jill went up a hill.Jack got horny and Jill got corny and now they have a son. Jake and Jill went up a hill.Jack got corny and Jill got horny and now they have a daughter.

Texaco! Texaco! Over the hills of Mexico! Spanish dancer do the kicks! The kicks, the kicks! Spanish dancers turn around! Around! Around! Spanish dancers get out of town! I remember doing this while my friends and I were jumproping! Love the site.

Roll roll roll the joint Twist it at the end Light it up and take a puff And pass it to a friend

down down baby down by the roller coaster, sweet sweet baby Ill never let you go, shimmy shimmy coca coca pop, shimmy shimmy cherry, shimmy shimmy coca coca pop, shimmy shimmy cherry, ooh chee chee wa wa, a bisquit he's so cool, a bisquit like a swimming pool, a biquit ice cream soda with a cherry on the top, on the beach, walking down the street, ten times a week, i ment it, i said it, i even represent it, im cool, im calm, sock it to me one more time, sock it to me two more times, oh aw chee chee wa.

Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts,Marinated monkey meat, petrified parakeet.One half pint of all-purpose porpoise puss-And I forgot my spoon... but I brought a fork

Roll, roll, roll a joint- squish it at the end.Take a puff, that's enough, now pass it to a friend.

Hello Mother, hello Father.Things are fine at Camp Marijuana.Coke is good, crack is better- I'm so f**ked up I can hardly write this letter.

Deck the halls with gasoline- Fa la la la la la la la la.Light a match and watch it gleam- Fa la la la la la la la la.Watch the school burn down to ashes- Fa la la la la la la la la.Aren't you glad you played with matches? Fa la la la la la la la la!

There once was a pirate named Bates,Who always wore his roller skates.But one day he tripped on his cutlass, which rendered him nutlessAnd practically useless on dates.

Tom, Tom,
the piper's son.
Stole a pig and away
he run.
The teacher said:
"that's not fair, give me back my underwear."

Row Row Row Your Boat gently Down the stream,
Throw the teacher overboard, listen to her scream.
Five days later, floating in a chair.
Munching on her underwear, wish she has another pair.
10 days later, eaten by a polar bear. Thats how the teacher died!

I see London, I see France, I see (someone's name)underpants.
Is it blue, or is it pink? I don't know but it sure does stink!

Here comes the bride, all fat and wide!
There goes the groom, skinny as a broom!

Your rhyme "Kissing" starts with Susie and David sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G etc.
Just substitute the names of the boy and girl.
I have one I am trying to find the rest of... It goes like this:
First grade Babies, second grade brats, third grade angels, fourth grade cats.. I can't remember the rest!

Michael Jackson (alternate version):
I pledge allegience to the flag; Michael Jackson is a fag.
Pepsi Cola burnt him up- now he's drinking 7UP!
7UP has no caffiene; Now he's singing Billie Jean.
Billie Jean was not his lover and his nose is made of rubber!
Rubberface, but don't repeat it- now his dance steps are to Beat It.
Beat It now & don't you tell her this fine tale about the Thriller.

Pepsi cola came to town. Coca-Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up. Now we're drinking 7-up. 7-up caught the flu. Now we're drinking Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew caught it too... NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!?

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a lady.
He pulled her t-t and made her s--t and then
she had a baby.

There ain't no flies on us!
there ain't no flies on us!
there may be flies on some of you guys,
but there ain't no flies on us.

Chapter one, chapter one the story's just begun.
Chapter two, chapter two it's all about you.
Chapter three, chapter three strip to the knee.
Chapter four, chapter four let's do more Chapter five, chapter five open legs wide.
Chapter six, chapter six d**ks to d**ks.
Chapter seven, chapter seven it feels like heaven.
Chapter eight, chapter eight doctor at the gate.
Chapter nine, chapter nine nappies on the line.
Chapter ten, chapter ten let's do it again!

I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread They wrapped it up in tissue paper and this is what he said My name is K-I-pickle-I Pickle-I-K-I Humpback birdie Walla walla whiskey Chinese porkchop Bow wow puppy dog chow!

Anna Banana, Plays the piana, All she can play is the Star Spangled Banna, Anna Banana, Split! She's an idiot!

When miss.Susie was a baby, a baby When miss.Susie was a baby, she went like this: Wah Wah (crying) When miss.Susie was a toddler, a toddler When miss susie was a toddler, she went like this: wah wah, suck my thumb when miss susie was a child, a child when miss susie was a child, she went like this: wah wah suck my thumb gimme piece o' bubble gum when miss susie was a teenager, a teenager when miss susie was a teenager, she went like this: wah wah suck my thumb gimme piece o' bubble gum ooh, ahh, lost my bra, must be in my boy friend's car when miss susie was a mother, a mother when miss susie was a mother, she went like this: wah wah suck my thumb gimme piece o' bubble gum ooh, ahh, lost my bra, must be in my boy friend's car shh, shh, i have a headache when miss susie was old, old when miss susie was old, she went like this: wah wah suck my thumb gimme piece o' bubble gum ooh ahh lost my bra, must be in my boy friend's car shh shh, i have a headache i'm too old for this when miss susie was an angel, an angel when miss susie was an angel, she went like this: wah wah suck my thumb gimme piece o' bubble gum ooh ahh, lost my bra, must be in my boy friend's car shh shh, i have a head ache i'm too old for this flutter flutter, now i'm free when miss susie was the devil, the devil when miss susie was the devil, she went like this: wah wah suck my thumb gimme piece o' bubble gum ooh ahh, lost my bra, must be in my boy friend's car shh shh i have a head ache i'm too old for this flutter flutter, now i'm free the whole world belongs to me

Jumprope rhyme: strawberry shortcake, cream on top tell me the name of your sweetheart is it A B C D E.....

Oh Johnny playmate, Come out and play with me and bring your dollies 3 climb up my apple tree slide down my rain barrel into my cellar door and we'll be jolly friends forever more - more - more ! Verse 2: Oh Johnny playmate, I cannot play with you. My dolly has the flu, Boohoo, hoohoo, hoo, hoo. Ain't got no rain barrel, Ain't got no cellar door. But we'll be jolly friends, Forever more,more, more,more,more

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around, Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, show your shoe Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, that will do! Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, go upstairs- Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say your prayers- Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn out the lights- Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say good-night!

oooh aaah I want a piece of pie Pie too sweet I want a piece of meat meat too tough i want to ride a bus bus too full I want to ride a bull bull too black I want my money back money back too green, i want a magazine Magazine not good, i want to read a book book not read i want to go to bed bed not made I want some lemonade Lemonade too sour... We got the power

Miss Susie had a Steamboat the Steamboat had a bell ( ding ding )Miss Susie went to heaven the Steamboat went to HELL-O operater give me # 9 and if you disconnect me i'll kick you from BEHIND the fridgerator there was a peice of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little ASS-K me no more questions tell me no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow the bees are in their hives Miss Susie and her Boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K- D-A-R-K- DARK the Dark is like a Movie the Movie's like a show a Show is like a TV set and that is all i know i know my Ma i know i know my Pa i know i know my Sister with the 40 acre bra my Ma gave me a nickel and my Pa gave me a dime my Sister gave me a boyfriend his name is Frankinstien he made me do the dishes he made me do the wash he made me clean his underwear so i kicked him into squash i kicked him into London i kicked into France i kicked into Hawaii where he learned the Hawaiian dance ( hula hula )

(hand game)Big Mac, Fillet of fish, quarter pounder, french fries, icy coke, thick shake, sundaes and apple pie.

Down by the banks of the hanky pankys where the bulll frogs jump from bank to banky with a hip hop hippty flop we all go down with a kler plop

joy to the world,my teachers dead.we barbequed her head! don't worry bout the body,we flushed it down the potty, and around and around it goes,and around and around it goes, and around ANd around and round it goes!

Pesi-Cola, Coca-Cola, Royal Crown, you gotta hypnotize them, paralyze, knock 'em down. You got it high, you got it low. You got 'em fast, you got 'em slow. So come on team, let's go, go, go! (Cheer from early 80's)

On top of spaghetti all coverd with cheese, I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, and onto the floor, and then my poor meatball, rolled right out the door. It rolled through the garden, and under a bush. When I found my meatball t'was nothing but mush.

I DONT WANNA GO TO SCHOOL NO MORE, MORE, MORE CAUSE THE BIG FAT TEACHER AT THE DOOR, DOOR, DOOR PULLED ME BY THE COLLAR MADE ME PAY A DOLLAR SEE WHAT I MEAN LIKE A JELLY BEAN WASHED MY FACE IN GASOLINE WENT TO THE LAKE AND ATE A SNAKE CAME HOME WITH AN BELLY ACHE SAID " MAMA MAMA, IM SO SICK, CALL THE DOCTOR, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, DOCTOR, DOCTOR, WILL I DIE JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO FIVE 1 2 3 4 5....... IM ALIVE

TRICK OR TREAT SMELL MY FEET GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT IF YOU DONT I DONT CARE I'LL PULL DOWN YOUR UNDERWEAR

Late last night, when we were all in bed, Old Mother Leary left the lantern in the shed, And when the cow kicked it over, she winked her eye and said, "It'll be a hot time in old town tonight!"

Me Chinese Me no dumb Me stick finger in Daddy's bum Daddy go fart and me go zoom That's how I get home so soon!

I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal!

(If someone calls you a nerd:) Oh yeah? I'm a nerd You're a turd I live in a hut You live in a butt

Oh it was sad so sad... It was sad when the great ship went down.. the bottom of the Husbands and wives.. Little children lost their lives.. Oh it was sad when the great ship went down. Well in vain they tried to wire, But their lines were all on fire.. oh it was sad when the great ship went down Oh it was sad.. so sad ,, it was sad when the great ship went down.

Hey mom, whats for dinner? Pick your nose, and pick me a winner.

Yankee Doodle went to town Riding on a Chicken Stuck his finger up his butt And called it finger lickin'

Miss Suzie had a steamboat, Her steamboat had a bell. Miss Suzie went to heaven, Her steamboat went to... Hell-o operator, give me number nine. If you disconnect me, I'll kick your big... Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass. Miss Suzie sat upon it, and cut her little... Ask me no more questions, tell me no more lies. The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their... Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park. Miss Suzie and her boyfriend are kissing in the... D-a-r-k d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark, Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea, Darker than the naked boy, Casing after me!

Three, six, nine... The goose drank wine. The monkey chewed tobacco on a street car line. The line broke, the monkey choked, and they all went to heaven in a little row boat.

There ain't no flies on us,
there ain't no flies on us,
there may be flies on some of you guys,
but there ain't no flies on us.

School's out, school's out Teacher's let the monkeys out One went east, one went west One looked up the teacher's dress

Put your two cigarettes in let me hear you cough sir.
[Cough, Cough, Cough.] Very bad indeed sir. How much do you need sir?

Spider-Girl, Spider-girl, The sight of a housefly makes her hurl. Spins a web, any size, When they ask her age, Spider-Girl lies. LOOK OUT!!! Here comes the Spider-Girl. Is she strong? Listen, bud, She's got water insteade of blood. Can she swing, from a thread? Take a look, overhead. HEY THERE!!! There goes the Spider-Girl. In the chill of the night, At the scene of a crime. Like a streeeeak of light, She arrive just out of time. Spider-Girl, Spider-Girl, Cowardly neighborhood Spider-Girl. Wealth and fame, she's ignored, "Action" is, her reward.

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear.

He's Popeye the sailor man (toot, toot). He lives in a garbage can (toot, toot). He likes to go swimmin' with bow legged women... He's Popeye the sailor man (toot, toot).

Superman, Superman Fly right out. Ini mini miney moe catch a tiger by its toe if it hollers let him go Ini mini miney moe.

sing to "Yankee Doodle": Yank a doodle from your nose Yank a doodle dandy Yank a doodle from your nose and eat it like its candy

One, two, buckle my shoe, three four shut the door, five, six, pick up sticks, seven, eight, lay them straight, nine, ten, a big fat hen, eleven, twelve, Dig & Delve, thirteen, fourteen, maids a courtin', fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen, seventeen, eighteen, maids are waitin', and nineteen, twenty, my platter's empty.

???? and ???? sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes ???? in the baby carriage! Not too big, not too small, just the size of a doody ball!

[i]To the tune of the theme from "Bridge Over The River Kwai"[/i]; Hitler, he only had one ball, Goering had two but very small, Himmler's, was very sim'ler, But poor ol' Gobels had no balls at all.

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you 3, 4, Better lock your door 5, 6, Grab your crucifex 7, 8, Gotta stay up late 9, 10, Never sleep again

A sailor went to sea sea sea To see what he could see see see But all that he could see see see Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea

Come come my playmate, come out and play with me and bring your dollies three climb up my apple tree slide down my rainbow into my cellar door and we'll be jolly friends forever more, more, three times more or come come my enemy come out and fight with me and bring your bulldogs three climb up my poison tree slide down my razor blade into my dungon door and we'll be jolly enemies forever more, more, three times more

I am a pretty little dutch girl as pretty as can be and all the boys around my block are crazy over me I have a boyfriend fatty who comes from cincinnati with 48 toes and a pickle on his nose and this is the way my story goes one day when I was walking I heard my boyfriend talking to a little white girl with a strawberry swirl and this is what he said to her I l-o-v-e, love you I k-i-s-s, kiss you I k-i-s-s, kiss you on your f-a-c-e, face face face

Jingle bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And Joker ran away

Mama mama cant you see, what the army did to me, they took away my favorite jeans, now I am wearing army greens, I went downtown to see my dad, he was looking pretty sad, I asked him could I cheer him up, he told me to shut up, I went downtown to see my mom, she was chewing spirit gum, I asked her if I could have some, she looked at me like I was dumb, I went downtown to milk a cow, I swear to god I dont know how

Yankee doodle went to town riding on a dragon he turned the corner just in time to flip off ronald regan

I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread. He put it in a half pound bag and this is what he said said said "My name is Kayai Yippie Ai Yippie Ai Kayai Humble Berries Chocolate Cherries Wally Wally Whiskey Chinese Chopsticks Chop chop chow!"

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance there's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all there's a snake in the grass that will crawl up your. . .

Agravation rehabilitation agravation this is how it goes first you take a garden hose shove it up your fathers nose turn it on then he's gone oh oh oh oh agravation rehabilitation agravation this is how it goes first you take a bowling ball roll it down the (kitchen hall)? (that is all I remember there were many more agravating things to do followed with a special clapping for the hands post this if you remember the rest) thank you

My father lies over the ocean, my father lies over the sea, my father lies over my mother and that is how I came to be.

I'm a little smelly skunk, sitting under someone's bunk Nobody want to sleep with me I'm as smelly as can be Second verse - Same as the first! A little bit louder and a little bit worse! (repeat song louder)

Hercules! Made of straw and peas! Hercules! Flying through the air, in his underwear! The mighty, Hercules!

Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid and egg The batmobile lost it's wheel and Joker got away, hey!

Gene, Gene had a machine Joe, Joe watched it go Art, Art laid a fart and blew the hole damn thing apart.

My mother your mother sit across the street 18 19 mulberry street every night they had a fight and this is what they say all night Boys are rotten, they're made outta cotton Girls are sexy, they're made outta Pepsi Boys go to Jupitor to get more stupider Girls go to college to get more knowledge Criss Cross Applesauce we hate boys (hmf)

On top of spaghetti, I lost my poor meatball When somebody sneezed Rolled off of the table and onto the floor, My poor little meatball rolled out of the door It rolled off of the porch and into a bush, My poor little meatball is nothing but mush

Hand clapping game Winston tastes good like a cigarette should like oh ah wanta piece of pie pie to sweet, want a piece of meat meat to tough, want ride a bus bus to full want to ride a bull bull to fast want my money back money to green want a jelly bean bean to red want to go to bed now close your eyes and count to ten, if you miss start over again 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

When I wake up in the morning Where the Miami waters flow And when the sun comes a peepin' In the tent that I'm sleepin' And the songbirds say hello I'm gonna paddle Up the river A hundred miles or so And then come driften' Back to Butterworth It's the best camp that I know OOOOH... Jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, wish-wash, wish-wash, kee-i, kee-i, ki-o Jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, jiggy, wish-wash, wish-wash, kee-i, kee-i, ki-o Hail to Camp Butterworth Hail to Camp Butterworth Hail to Camp Butterworth My heart is set on thee Oh, we're from Butterworth Where? Butterworth Oh! That's where the girlscouts go-o-o, Hey!

Down down baby, down by the rollercoaster. sweet sweet baby, I'll never let you go shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy pow! shimmy shimmy cocoa puff, shimmy shimmy pow! grandma grandma, sick in bed. she called the doctor and the doctor said let's get the rhythm of the head *ding dong!* let's get the rhythm of the head *ding dong!* let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* let's get the rhythm of the hands *clap clap* let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* let's get the rhythm of the feet *stomp stomp* let's get the rhythm of the hot dog let's get the rhythm of the hot dog put it all together and what do you get? ding dong, clap clap, stomp stomp, hot dog! put it all backwards and what do you get? hot dog, stomp stomp, clap clap, ding dong!

Cinderella dressed in yella went up stairs to kiss her fella. She stepped on a crack and broke her back. Tried to stand and cut her hand. How many stitches did it take? The space goes boom boom skitty wat and tat and ah ah ah ah boom boom boom skitty witty wa wa, bubishka wa wa bubishka wa wa pow bang boom. I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread. She put it in a half brown bag and this is what she said said said, �my name is ki yi yippee yi, yippe yi ki yi humble berry, chocolate cherry, walla walla Washington, chop chop chow.�

I ran past the corner I ran past the block I ran right into a doughnut shop I picked out a doughnut with lots of grease And gave the lady a five cent peice She looked at the money and she looked at me This money isn't good she said you see There's a hole in the middle and I could see right through There's a hole in the doughnut too Thanks for the doughnut toot-a-loo

On the land of mars where the baby smoke cigars where the men wear bikinis and the children drink martinis every breth you take is enough to kill a snake when the snake is dead you put mustard in his head! when the mustard drys you put dimonds in his eyes when the dimonds break you call the king of snakes and the king of snakes says cursed! (the first one to move is out!)

MISS SUE (CLAP CLAP) MISS SUE FROM ALABAMA SHE'S HAVIN A PARTY CHICA BOOM CHICA BOOM CHICA BOOM BOOM BOOM MAMA GOT THE MEASELS DADDY GOT THE FLU I AIN'T LYIN NEITHER ARE YOU JUST SITTIN IN THE FIELD PEALING WHITE POTATAS SITTIN IN THE HALL DRINKIN ACHAHOL GOT TO DRUNK I FELL OUT HOW MANY HOURS WAS I KNOCKED OUT

MICKEY MOUSE BUILT A HOUSE AND MADE IT OUT OF GLASS. DAFFY DUCK MESSED IT UP AND MADE ME KICK HIS A**

I was going to Kentucky, I was going to a fair I met a senorita with diamonds in her hair Oh, shake it, shake it, shake it Shake it all you can Shake it like a milkshake Shake it once again Turn to the east Turn to the west Turn to the one that you like best