I once told my son that in order to improve his grades, he would need to spend less time watching television. He looked at me with the same look a beagle gives his master when he didn't understand a command (tilted head and all). "What's television??" "TV, son. TV!"

I'm 28 and I teach at a junior high. The fact that these kids were born between 1995 and 1997 makes me feel old. To make it worse one day I found an old floppy disk in a storage area. I showed the kids and you would have thought I had some historical artifact. Another day, some of my male students wore pink and asked why I didn't. I told them I wore it in the 80s and didn't want to wear it again. They could not believe I was alive in the 80s. Talk about making me feel geriatric!

I feel old when I tell a co-worker about Z CAVARICCI'S and he says what's that.

when "Wayne's World" came out and I overheard some teens on the bus talking about that "new band Queen"!! When I had a yard sale and had a box of 45's for sale and some 9 year old kid came up and asked "what the heck are those?"

Ok so at Thanksgiving this year there was this poor bored 2 1/2 year old kid the toys that were around weren't interesting to some one of his age and his sister was watching a cartoon that he was little to young to get so I take out my cell and turn on barney and backyard gang on youtube from cell's web browser and said I use to watch this when I was your age and he gave me that not uh look you know when little ones don't believe you were there age your definitly getting old. among some interesting conversations I've had with 15 and 16 year olds they never even seen a record and barely if at all remember cassettes and I've been asked what's an attrack. VHS are forgiegn to them to