Food of the Eighties, Burples
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burples. burples. fruity fruit drink. A fruit drink concentrate sold in a collapsed container not unlike a squeezed-down bellows or accordian. You would stretch the container to its full size and add the water. Then you would enjoy the greatest fruit drink ever
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Angus - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Ah, burples... my one true love! Let me tell you all a story... It was the night of my wedding, and I was a very nervous man! My friend, he was the best man, came in to check on me. I told him I was so nervous I couldn't even move from the chair I was sitting in! He ran to his bag and took out a container that looked very odd. He ran to the sink, stretched the container, and added water. At this point, I became very confused. He passed the container to me and I gave him a puzzled look. He told me to drink it, so I took a sip. By then, I was hooked. I drank the rest of the container and demanded to know what it was called. My friend, Kianu, said they were called Burples. So I grabbed him by the collar and screamed in his face "WE GOTTA GET MORE BURPLES!" So Kianu and I jumped in his car and raced off to the supermarket. Meanwhile, the priest was waiting to start the ceremony. I missed the wedding, all because I needed more Burples, and I never saw my dear fiance, Evi, again. Now, I live in an apartment building, where fourteen boxes of Burples are delivered per day. I should have never signed that paper...
Kianu - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Haha...I remember that!
Angus - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
OMG KIANU! BUDDY! I haven't seen you since our Burples incident! How have you been? I don't even know if you have kids, but how are the kids? Are you married? How's your ex-wife? TELL ME EVERYTHING!
hi - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
my love, i remember that! i lkove you. do you like burples more than me? if you dont. lets start all over. ill break up with my husband 4 u
Angus - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Evi?!?! Is that you?!?! I've recently come over my love for burples, just to find you! OH EVI! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE! ILY EVI!
hi - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes Angus, it is me! I've gotten married, although I never gave you your engagement ring back, but I wear it everyday, just in case... ILY ANGUS!
Flarten - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Evi? Evi! It's your husband! How dare you! What about the kids? I know they're made of wood, but how could you fall in love with your ex-fiance after he did such a horrible thing?!?!?!?!?!?! I WANT A DIVORCE!
Evi (recently hi) - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, Flarten, you evil, evil man! I WANT A DIVORCE TOO! I WANT TO MARRY ANGUS! ANGUS, I LOVE YOU!
Angus - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Evi, let's elope to Vegas! It's true! All the rumors they told me were true! If you drink burples, you will get all you wanted!
Kianu - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Hello Angus, Evi, Flarten... I'm not sure what went on here, but Angus asked me to update him on my life... First of all, my children are all fine, all 2385934201823439020594309543 of them! I remarried my ex-wife about 3 days ago and all of those children belong to us! We adopted most, but we had triplets together! We were dating for 35 years, and we just got married 3 days ago! I was dating her when you and Evi were supposed to get married! I lied to you the whole time! But she and I and our 2385934201823439020594309543 kids are all well!
Marsha - April 24, 2008 - Report this comment
hi
Karkwanzo - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi! I want to mention that not many of the above comments have to do with burples! So, I will tell you that I don't even know what a burple is!
angie - June 12, 2008 - Report this comment
does anyone have apicture of the burple container??? Evi, you are EviLLLL how dare you just give the ring back already!!! go hock it for goodness sake just leave angus alone with his wife and maybe kianu could lend him one of his 2385934201823439020594309543 kids!
matissa - October 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Lol thats a funny storyy
Nate G from Houston - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
You guys are going to get me fired from my job. I'm trying not to crack up over here. Seriously, you have problems...
Megan - July 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Well I have an actual burple story not a soap opera story. To be one of the popular kids, you HAD to have a burple. I remember them mainly in orange and in purple.
JOSH - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
MAN IM AN INDIANA BOY, I CAN REMEMBER WAITING FOR THE PIZZA HUT GUY TO KNOCK WITH OUR PIZZA AND THE BEST DRINK EVER MADE......BURPLE.......I WOULD LOVE TO GET MY HANDS ON SOME ORIGINAL BOTTLES IN MINT CONDITION.......EVEN BETTER IF STILL HAD POWDER IN IT AND NEVER OPENED
Baron Svengali - May 30, 2011 - Report this comment
In my youth, I also tread Indiana soil. Riding home from little league, I dumped my Grape-flavored Burple out the window of the family car, as I'd added too much water. Then I saw a dead dog in the middle of the road.
JRL - December 08, 2011 - Report this comment
My most vivid memory of these? My brother and I partially filling the empty container with water and flinging it at each other in the swimming pool. It made a rather impressive splash... and hurt like hell if it hit you!
Rad Tad - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Yes!! When you were done drinking them, the containers were great for storing your diarrhea.
hetty - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Rad tad your DISGUSTING this is a SERIOUS site
Rad Tad - July 28, 2012 - Report this comment
I was being serious. Where else would you store it, especially when your parakeet won't even eat it!
Charlie - December 30, 2013 - Report this comment
You people must be from the suburbs. In the city we had "quarter drinks" and they were the best tasting fruit drinks ever!

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