Food of the Eighties, Escort crackers
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Oval-shaped crackers with a pleasantly buttery flavor. Less dry than Captain's Wafers, but unfortunately no longer available. They were great with a shrimp mold, as they didn't snap as easily as other crackers.
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SZA - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I believe these were discontinued in favor of Prostitute Pretzels and Crack Whore Crispers, which took the snack food consumer world by storm in the late 80s ... what??
Sharon - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahaha... I was thinking something funny about that brand name, too!
Lorraine - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
They weren't oval. They were square with pinking shear style edges.
Mrs. Crabcake - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I was left a recipe by my dear Aunt Ruth who was an incredible cook and southern hostess from old school. She left me an old cookbook with this cracker Escort as an ingredient for delicious crabcakes I will now use a buttery cracker as a substitute. Bon apitite!
OceanEyes82 - October 09, 2010 - Report this comment
This message is for Mrs. Crabcake or anyone else with a recipe using Escort crackers. My recipe calls for 1 box of crackers but fails to say the size of the box. Does anyone know? Please post it so. Thanks!
OceanGoodByes75 - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
what a great name, "oceanEyes82" If I write a book, I'm using that as my title. Now ... just for a topic! But I have a good one. As far as your post ... does one have to be an "escort" to apprecaite an "Escort Cracker?" If so, eat them in Nevada ... escorts are leagal out there
escort - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks good share
Mr Crabmeat mold.Joe B from Hanover MA. - December 11, 2014 - Report this comment
On the back of the box was a recipe for a crabmeat mold.....still make it and now I am forced to use the Buttercrisp cracker ...KEEBLER PLEASE BRING BACK THE ESCORT CRACKER...IT WAS THE BEST!!!!

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