Food of the Eighties, Escort crackers
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Oval-shaped crackers with a pleasantly buttery flavor. Less dry than Captain's Wafers, but unfortunately no longer available. They were great with a shrimp mold, as they didn't snap as easily as other crackers.
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SZA - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I believe these were discontinued in favor of Prostitute Pretzels and Crack Whore Crispers, which took the snack food consumer world by storm in the late 80s ... what??
Sharon - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hahaha... I was thinking something funny about that brand name, too!
Lorraine - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
They weren't oval. They were square with pinking shear style edges.
Mrs. Crabcake - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I was left a recipe by my dear Aunt Ruth who was an incredible cook and southern hostess from old school. She left me an old cookbook with this cracker Escort as an ingredient for delicious crabcakes I will now use a buttery cracker as a substitute. Bon apitite!
OceanEyes82 - October 09, 2010 - Report this comment
This message is for Mrs. Crabcake or anyone else with a recipe using Escort crackers. My recipe calls for 1 box of crackers but fails to say the size of the box. Does anyone know? Please post it so. Thanks!
OceanGoodByes75 - October 14, 2010 - Report this comment
what a great name, "oceanEyes82" If I write a book, I'm using that as my title. Now ... just for a topic! But I have a good one. As far as your post ... does one have to be an "escort" to apprecaite an "Escort Cracker?" If so, eat them in Nevada ... escorts are leagal out there
escort - October 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks good share
Mr Crabmeat mold.Joe B from Hanover MA. - December 11, 2014 - Report this comment
On the back of the box was a recipe for a crabmeat mold.....still make it and now I am forced to use the Buttercrisp cracker ...KEEBLER PLEASE BRING BACK THE ESCORT CRACKER...IT WAS THE BEST!!!!
Lynn Blanche - August 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Yes, please bring it back
GKoss - August 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Jimmy S - August 21, 2016 - Report this comment
I use to escort these into my mouth. Liked the name, too, "escort." Sounds like a call girl!
Dixon - May 17, 2017 - Report this comment
You're bad, Jimmy S, you're bad. But, I too, would "escort" these into my mouth
Chris C - January 17, 2019 - Report this comment
I remember Escort crackers fondly from the 80's (and maybe the late 70's?). No cracker since has had that buttery taste and that unique soft texture that these did - and if memory serves, they weren't too salty. If Keebler was the manufacturer, perhaps their Townhouse crackers are the only buttery cracker they'll have out there. Too bad, cause Townhouse crackers are nowhere near as good on all counts. I used to enjoy Escort crackers with peanut butter, creamed cheese, or just plain out of the box. Would be great if they brought them back.

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