Eighties Movie Quotes, Songs Beginning with H

This is just meant to be a fun page in which people remember their favorite lines from eighties movies. Try not to start quoting entire scenes, just the most memorable lines.

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"There's no bugs on her baby - my Tracey is a clean teen."
"Free Tracey Turnblad - Free Tracey Turnblad."
"Penny Pingleton - you are absolutely, positively permantely punished"
"Troop! You get any closer to that pussy, your dick'll fall off -they'll send you to send you to the Phillipines with black VD, you'll never get home"
Hamburger the Motion Picture
Look at the little gurgens!

"Yeah, why don't you just go home and brush that tooth!" - Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx

"You gonna be the nine-toe havin' limpinest bitch in Harlem..." - Eddie Murphy to Della Reese

JD-Its gunna be a woodstock for the eighties damn it Veronica we cudda toasted some marshmellows together
Veronica: "Heather, why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?!" Heather: "Because I can be".
"Do you really think if Betty Finn's fairy godmother made her cool, she'd still be hanging out with her dweebette friends? I'm worshipped at Westerberg and I'm only a junior. Poor Heather. Heather, my love, there's a new sheriff in town. Holy shit, we'll crucify her! Tweety, baby, talk to me! Save the speechs for Malcolm X...I just wanna get laid!"
Heather to Heather (duh)in the cafeteria: F**k me gently with a chainsaw.
You were nothing before you met me, you were a bluebird, you were a brownie, you were a girlscout cookie!
Dear Diary, Heather once told me she teaches people real life. She said "Real life sucks losers dry, if you want to f*ck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly." And I said so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?. She said yes, and I said your beautiful...
"How very."
(Heather to Veronica) "Before you met me you were nothing. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie."
Heather: "Veronica, what happened? You look like hell." Veronica: "I just got back."
"Now that you're dead, what are you going to do with the rest of your life?"
"Real life sucks losers dry, if you want to f**k with the Eagles, you have to learn to fly."
Lick it up baby Lick it up
"Transfer to Jefferson... Transfer to Washington... No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games!"
*Heather 1: "F**k me gently with a chainsaw!" *Jocks: "Isn't there a 'no fags allowed' rule here?" JT: "Well, they seem to have an open door policy for a**holes.."
"I don't really like my friends." "I don't really like your friends either."
Heather Its Your Turn, No Heather, It's Heather's Turn
I love my dead, gay son!
Veronica:"A lot of people drink mineral water".
J.D.:"Yeah, but this is Ohio...if you're not holding a beer in your hand, you might as well be wearing a dress."
"F*ck me gently with a chainsaw"
Veronica: "We don't want to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits."
Veronica's Dad: "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."
Hell Comes To Frog Town
"I've come here to kick ass and chew gum.......and I'm all out of gum."
Jesus Wept.
There can be only one.
Why Garfield...you cruising for a piece of ass?
History of the World Part I
Its good to be the King!
History of the World Part I
"The servant waits as the Master baits"-Madilynn Kahn's character.
Hot Dog: The Movie
"Za Rat Pack.You can ski on zat side, or you can ski on zat side, but shtay out of za middle!" "Well, Rudy...you can kiss my ass! Not on zat side, not on zat side, but right in the middle!"
House II: The Second Story

(The electrician says this after ripping a hole in the wall) "Well, I think what your problem is here is that you got some sorta parallel dimension"
Woman: Would you like some milk? I can put it in a bowl. Howard: Sorry lady i don't drink milk you gotta beer?

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