Bill Allen to Lori Laughlin "What I wouldn't give to go ass sliding with you right now."

"You never got me down, Ray."

"He aint pretty no more."

"That's entertainment."

"Snakes, why'd it have to be snakes?"

"Bad dates." "Jones, you are about to become a permanent addition to this archealogical find. Who know's, in a thousand years even you may be worth something." "It's not the years, Honey; it's the mileage." "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?"

Indiana Jones: "I'm going after that truck." Sallah: "How?" Indiana Jones: "I don't know - I'm making this up as I go."

"K-Mart Sucks"

High.....I'm bearin!

Glen-Does the Pope wear a funny hat? Hi-Yeah, I guess it is kinda funny.

"Son, you got a panty on your head"

Hi: "I'll be taking those huggies and whatever cash you got."

Cop: "I understand you changed your name from Nathan Huffines." Arizona: "Yeah, what of it?" Cop: "Can you give us any indication why?" Arizona: "Yeah. Would you buy furniture from a store called 'Unpainted Huffines?'"

Hi, I'm barren!

"I couldn't believe that a woman who looked as fertile as the Tennessee River Valley could bear no children, but the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase." "So, why do you say that you're a woman trapped in a man's body?" "Well, sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard."

Evelle Snopes: "Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?" Clerk: "Nope, not unless round is funny."

"Give me that baby, you warthog from Hell!"

"I don't know, they were jammies ... they had Yodas 'n' shit!"

Kent: What is this?? Chris: This is ice. Its what happens to water when it gets too cold.

Girl (to Chris): Can you nail a three inch spike through a board with your penis? Chris: No, not right now. Girl: A girl's got to have her standards.

Self realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said...I DRANK WHAT?

Chris: "Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?"

"Is it the dream where you're standing in sort-of Sun God robes, with thousands of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?" "Why am I the only one who has this dream?"

Chris (Val Kilmer): "Well, if there's ever anything I can do for you or more to the point to you, let me know." Susan (Deborah Foreman): "Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?" Chris: "Not right now." Susan: "A girl's gotta have her standards."

"Ever had that dream where your standing atop a pyramid in sort of sun god robes with a thousand naked women screaming and thowing little pickels at you?"

Chris: "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said:'I drank what?'"

Chris: "Kent's got his name on his license plate."
Mitch: "My mother does that with my underwear."
Chris: "Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?"

American colonel to Robert: "All that hate is going to burn you up, son." Robert: "Keeps me warm."

"Rub a butt on him." "Wolverines!!!!!!!!!!!" "Tell me, Jed, what's the difference between us and them?" "Because....we live here!!"

I am not sh*tting on you

Jabba: "Soon you will learn to appreciate me."

"Keep your distance though, Chewie, but don't look like you're trying to keep you distance. I don't know... fly casual."

Point that thing somewhere else!

"Luke, I am your father." -Darth Vader

Han: "Who are you?"
Leia: "Someone who loves you."
"I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur."
Han: "Together again, huh?"
Luke: "Wouldn't miss it."
Han: "How we doin?"
Luke: "Same as always."
Han: "That bad, huh?"

Hello lambdas...we're the pi's and we're here to say....we think you are special guys lambdas all the way...we prefer your high IQs to they're great big jocks..and lambda lambda lambda boys really are the best....won't you take a piece of pi and we'll do the rest. the sisters of pi want to welcome our newest fraternity - lambda lambda lambda. we'd like to be escorts to your party saturday night and help in any way possible -betty childs

Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger! Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

Takashi: "OHHH!! Smile Pretty Chickies...ohhh, Sank you very much...sank you...hair pie, hair pie!"

Gibert: I met a girl. Lewis: Gilbert! Gilbert: Her name is Judy. Lewis: Judy is a nice name Gilbert. Gilbert: Yea, she's a nice girl. Booger: Big deal, did you get in her pants? Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger. Booger: Why, does she have a penis?

Booger: We've Got Bush, We've Got Bush! Takashi: Ohhhh Hair Pie Followed by nerd laughter
Police officer: "See that man over there, we arrested him for mopery"
Booger: "What's mopery?"
Police officer: "Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person"
Lewis: "Have any of you guys got dates for Saturday night besides Gilbert?"
Lamar: "I have"
Booger: "Yeah, but that's a guy"
Lewis: "Well, what about you Booger?"
Booger: "Hey, I've been out combing the high schools all day"
Gilbert to Judy: "Hey, take it easy, the computer's your friend"
Takashi: "'scuse please, why do they call you Booger?"
Booger (picking his nose): "I dunno"
Booger: "Step aside mama, I wanna see some of that muff"
Stan: "The times are changing Betty, these nerds are a threat to our way of life"
Coach Harris: "You just got your asses WHIPPED by a bunch of goddam nerds!"

We've got bush!! - buger

Takashi: "Maybe we should serve robster craws." Booger: "What the f*ck are robster craws?!"

Takashi: "I got a frush" Booger: "What the fu*k's a frush?"

German Scientist: ...I was thinking in mind of a jimp (chimp). Lyndon Johnson: "A jimp?!?!?.....Now what THE HELL is a jimp?!?!

"Sounds dangerous....Count me in"
"I say he screwed the pooch partner...Plain and simple"
"Well sometimes you get a pooch that can't be screwed"

"Looks like it's the University of Illinois!"

lana to joel: are you ready for me?

"I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the Killer Pimp!"

Sometimes you just got to say... what the fuck.

"This place is so bad, they have signs above the urinals that say 'Don't eat the big white mint.'"

Bouncer to Patrick Swayze -- "What if someone calls my mama a whore?"
Swayze -- "Well, is she?"

Bixby Snyder: I'd buy that for a dollar!

Old man: "Dick, you're fired!"

Wounded felon: "Please Clarence, NO!" Clarence Bonniker: "Can you fly, Bobby?" OCP V.P.: "What are your prime directives?" Robocop: "Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, obey the law." TV Comedian: "I'll buy that for a dollar!"

OCP's president: "Nice shooting son, what's your name?" Robocop: "Murphy."

Robocop: "Stay out of trouble."

Clarence Boddicker: "Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops!" "B**ches, leave!" "I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory up your stupid wop a** that you'll sh*t snow for a year." "Oooh, guns! Guns! The Tigers are playing tonight, I never miss a game!"

"Your band has been 'ERADICATED' from Reagan High." said by Dr. Vadar

"I vill break you."

Now that's what I call a camp fire!

"Yeaaaaahhhh. Now that's what I call a real campfire" (Jack T Colton)

"You know want to know what I REALLY hate about you?" "Why not, you've already gone this far!" "YOUR A**!" "Oh, eloquently put!" "No, literally, I hate your a**! I wake up every morning to you stretching your rear end in the mirror, and let me tell you, it's NOT a pretty sight!"

(After he kills the guy with the chainsaw): "He had to split."

I'll be back, Killian

Ben Richards (Schwartzenegger): "Killian, I'll be back." Damon Killian (Dawson): "Only in a rerun!"

Killian: "Who loves you, and who do you love?" Richards(to Killian): "Well, I haven't been in show business as long as you have. But I'm a fast learner, and now I'm giving the people what I think they want!" Resistance Gunner(bursting into the controlroom): "Don't touch that dial!"

Damon Killian (Dawson): "Who Loves You? And Who Do You Love?"

Im Being Marked Down!

"I've been kidnapped by Kmart..."

"Yeah, Debbie's here right now, but my dick is in her mouth right now, can I have her call you later?" - Sam Stone (Danny DeVito)

"This could very well be the studidest man on the face of the earth... .....perhaps we should shoot him."

"Drop the gun! Give the bag to Bozo and put your hands up!"