The Worst 80s Movies, Index
I want the absolute worst movies from the 80s, and please tell me why you
thought they were the worst movies. Of course, some movies are so bad their
good. I don't agree with all the suggestions here. This page goes against what
I really believe in, but I think everyone needs to vent a little.
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Tina J. was thinking about "Class of 1984", which was released in 1982. "1984" is a movie based on George Orwell's 1949 dark satirical novel, and it was just as bad. Even Richard Burton couldn't save this junk. "Brazil" was a much better film of the same premise.
Homework / 1982
Joan Collins as a Mom seducing her sons friends. Stupid and boring!!!
This movie was about a high school which has a gang in it and the gang begins to kill teachers and students. The plot, stunts, and acting is just plain bad.
It was Marines, not the Army.
D.O.A. / 1988
Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan, need I say more (other than the fact it was a remake of the much superior 1940 film)?
This lousy excuse for a horror film was directed by David Cronenberg, who directed a lot of crap that shouldn't have been green-lighted ("Scanners", "The Fly", etc.) This stinker involves James Woods as the president of a sleazy cable channel who discovers an S & M show that's also a snuff film. (He actually sticks the videotape in his guts!!!) No need to go into details here, but movie and the movie within the movie (if viewers aren't confused enough) also stars Deborah Harry (ex-Blondie) as one of the actors killed. What made it worse was that Cronenberg said in an interview that women were actually tortured and killed in the video, but that was proven as B.S., quite like this monstrosity.
A ice cream company that sells some type of living goo as ice cream. Then this "ice cream turns the people who eat it into zombies. A low budget very bad horror movie.
This movie was another huge flop for Madonna after "Shangai Surprise" and earned her second consecutive Razzie Award as Worst Actress.
The McDonaalds scene. There is a group of football players all doing the same dance in McDonalds. It is sooo cheesy that I can't help watching it over and over.
Student Bodies / 1981
This movie is so bad, it makes "Showgirls" look like an Oscar contender. But that's what makes it worth watching. Want to see one of the worst movies of all time? This is it!
Who's That Girl / 1987
By far the worst Madonna movie (which isn't really hard). I just don't get the point of this movie at all. In fact I may just do an Eternal Sunshine and erase it from my mind.
Metalstorm 3D / 1984?
Bad storyline, Timmy-the-Kilowatt, and cheap-cheesy special FX.
Where do I start? The acting of Stallone, the incredibly bad accent of Co Bao, the ludicrous script, inanely stupid action sequences, the jingoistic nature of the film. Of all the bad movies of the 80's, this is the only one I remember walking out on (with two of my friends). To this day, I have never seen the entire movie.
" I Spit On Your Grave" / early 80's
Low, low, low budget flick. I saw it when I was a teen and spent more time laughing at how awful it was than anything else. Looks like a cheap porno-muffled voices, awful dialogue, grainy film quality, cast of nobodies. Plot: a group of chicks are raped then seek revenge on the rapists by luring them back to the scene of the crime and killing them. Highlight: girl and guy sitting in tub;she takes a hidden knife and cuts off his "boys" leaving him to bleed to death. A classic!
hunk / 1986
cheezy, typical story of geek to sheek film that you can't even find on USA Up All Night- even if that was still on the air?!
I just think that this movie was the worst of all movies i have ever watched in my life. Who cares if she's not popular and falls for that rich guy Blane, he's ugly anyways.
Blood Beach / 1981
Something attacked people or sucked them into the sand when they went to the beach. My brother and I use to reinact the trailers to the movie everyday when we went to the beach.
Worse than the first, a cameo-filled rip-off of "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" w/ the Rat Pack and a young Jackie Chan.
Butterfly / 1982
Pathetic excuse to let Pia Zadora sing her crappy disco songs.
Fake-Out / 1982
Hey, let's put Kojak and Pia Zadora in a Vegas spy thriller. Sounds like a good idea, right? Wrong!
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